Trick question: There is no crowd in attendance at Reds home games.

Oh, I guess that’s why they made a financially significant number of Scooter Gennett jerseys.

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

What a night for Brandon Phillips. Oh, for Brandon Phillips’ jersey. Darn, what a night for Brandon Phillip’s jersey number.

Wow, he really had to go and hit four homers? He’s really rubbing Brandon Phillips’s face in it.

My 2011 cost $2500 from the refurb store. I use it daily for work. If you had a 2011 windows laptop that was still fully useful 6 years later, it probably cost $2500 as well.

Meanwhile most all 10 year-old PCs are loooong dead.

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Terrorists have attacked cartoonists, cartoonists have pencils. Draw your own conclusions.

If I recall correctly my top of the line MBP in November was well over $3,000. It was a Christmas present from my father. It was my first upgrade in 10 years and my old MBP still works very well given its vintage. I’m not the kind of asshole who would ask his parents for a $3800 laptop (last year I got a Fiestaware…

Honda won that race too brah

Unlike Honda which had a shitty engine in both series

Don’t blame the Germans because we don’t speak properly.

Law enforcement agencies from the FBI to state and local police departments use cell-site simulators—also known as “Stingrays” after the popular model—to track suspects and determine their location.

counting politicians with crazy mother fucker supporters then Trump has won something without gerrymandering.

This can’t be real. It has to be trolling right? There’s no way people still legitimately harbor resentment for the Japanese after WWII. Not after how it ended. If so that is horrid and beyond baffling. You do U.S. soldiers no great service by hating the enemies of our past. If anything continuing to fight that war is…

Officer: Where you coming from?

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.