Trick question: There is no crowd in attendance at Reds home games.

Oh, I guess that’s why they made a financially significant number of Scooter Gennett jerseys.

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

What a night for Brandon Phillips. Oh, for Brandon Phillips’ jersey. Darn, what a night for Brandon Phillip’s jersey number.

Wow, he really had to go and hit four homers? He’s really rubbing Brandon Phillips’s face in it.

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Terrorists have attacked cartoonists, cartoonists have pencils. Draw your own conclusions.

Honda won that race too brah

Unlike Honda which had a shitty engine in both series

Don’t blame the Germans because we don’t speak properly.

This can’t be real. It has to be trolling right? There’s no way people still legitimately harbor resentment for the Japanese after WWII. Not after how it ended. If so that is horrid and beyond baffling. You do U.S. soldiers no great service by hating the enemies of our past. If anything continuing to fight that war is…

Officer: Where you coming from?

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Lol

Hate to say it, but I totally see where the driver is coming from. With the large gap left and changing the type of cone from the barrels to thinner cones I could conceivably see why they might think the thinner cones were for dividing the lanes rather than keeping people out of that area. That gap is way too wide.

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I, for one, hope LA gets the ‘24 games. I hate that fucking place.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.