For what it’s worth I got the reference AND it was so convincing I checked the date at the top of the post to make sure I wasn’t crazy.

Wouldn’t that equate breasts and genitalia? To me that seems like a negative thing if the goal is to break people of the idea that breasts are sex organs that need to be hidden from public view.

Yeah I mean bars are going to do whatever brings people in and makes them spend money. Sports on TV is a bar’s secret weapon because you sit there and continue eating and drinking (i.e. spending money) and most people will stay for most if not all of the event.

She normally waits a few days to respond,

That’s interesting because you know what those two states in particular are chock full of?

Oh fuck and I can kind of see her only partially obscured forearms! This exposure gives me impure desires that I do not know how to channel into anything other than anger and extreme violence!

I can’t believe that FIFA would put children out on the field to try and attract the pedophile’s gaze. Disgusting.

Does it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t register as genuine with most people because most people have a keen eye for bullshit?

“The boss was a woman. Does a woman have a responsibility to come down even harder on the perpetrator?,”

Can someone who understands what “immigration reform” means to Democrats/progressives please explain it to me? I’ve always leaned right on this issue (although overall I consider myself more of a centrist) because the logic of “stay in your country or go through the proper channels to become a legal resident of a…

I saw that one. Unfortunately it seems to be the only one for sale on Craigslist in all of Ohio, West Virginia, and Western Pennsylvania. She’s a beaut though.

M1stang? More like M1stake.

“Eagles fans are incredibly tenacious, and I’m gonna say, maybe nine, 10 feet in diameter,” said Saffier.

Meaning a cheap supply of this car is around (at least surviving examples)

It’s pretty shady nasty.

The “De Wey” meme has evolved into a racist joke for reasons our sister site Kotaku accurately called “excruciating to explain,” 

I’d be tempted to agree with you if not for the fact that he’s also an NBA player who parked across 2 handicap spots. The fact that he felt that it was acceptable to park across 2 handicap spots in general rather than take the extra 5 seconds to pull into a single handicap spot or take the extra 10 seconds to pull…

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like when Kovacevic would fly with his staffers to games and he’d upgrade his own seat, but not theirs.

You are a proper lunatic. Please seek treatment. The Japanese hunt Minke whales which carry a Least Concern classification by the IUCN. Not critically endangered, not endangered, not even vulnerable. Least. Concern.