TIL Evan Longoria still exists and didn’t just fall down a poorly marked manhole never to be seen again.

I wonder which constructor will have the advantage in Ferrari 1.

I’d like to momentarily suspend my dislike for Woody Hayes to show appreciation for how savage that is.

The reason for this decline isn’t clear

Maybe that explains why I don’t have many friends.

See I think that is happening with me except I’m the one everyone’s too good to match with.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! I’m Smalltown, USA all-day and it has been........... *retrieves Abacus*.............. 4 and a half years since I had anything I’d even loosely resembling a date. I really only classify it that way and not as a one night stand because we technically made plans beforehand.

It’s really more just about meeting people period. I just started a small business a year ago and it’s my baby, but that means I more or less spend 8am-8pm Monday to Saturday in a room juuuuuuust small enough to lay down in. I don’t really drink or stay up late and I don’t really feel like doing too much in the way of…

If I had the options that would allow me to go on 2 dates a week (or 1, or 1 a month, or 1 ever) I’d figure out the money. Weirdly though I’m sitting in my boat and the fish just aren’t jumping these days.

Yeah imagine if your spouse found out.

Once a guy actually asked me to guess how expensive his jeans were.

I made a vow to go on two dates a week, every week.

I don’t really see it that way. To me the “adult entertainment industry” part of the equation is irrelevant. It’s more about the fact that he’s (presumably) made it known that he can’t deal with this career choice and she has continued to disregard his feelings. That’s really the canary in the coalmine here not the…

As a “prude” I can only speak for myself, but abso-fucking-lutely. I don’t think anyone should have to live that way. Even taking the sex work part of the equation, if your spouse is doing something that you just can’t deal with, you’ve made it known that you can’t deal with it, and the behavior continues (for 2 years…

My vote is for Chim/Chim Chiminey/Chim Chim/Cheree.

It’s kind of hilarious watching liberals twist in the wind now that a Democrat has suggested something profoundly Republican like “people who can work should work”. Now that a Democrat has said it it’s starting to sound like common sense to some.

Not nearly as scientific, but I have here a rendering of what I think the average car and SUV will look like in 2018:

Lost in South Florida

I think that the efforts to adopt new pronouns are entirely motivated by the desire to speak clearly.

Just for the record that was intended to be complete facetious smarm, but I guess ZackBob didn’t get the joke hence my comment having 1 star.