Kim Jong HYun? Sounds like somebody at the CIA got their wires crossed on the assassination order.

It turns out even a $100 Uber ride is a hell of a lot cheaper than calling something with life-saving care in it

Well I’d say that’s pretty definitive. God damn!

All I have to say is fuck Atlanta, double fuck Delta, and triple fuck Hartsfield-Jackson.

Well at least we are, in fact, a country.

Some people find those words on the CDC’s list offensive. That’s really the problem with censorship as a method of picking and choosing whose delicate sensibilities we’re going to coddle.

Are you fucking dense or something? The scenario you just set up is completely COMPLETELY antithetical to the point you’re trying to make and makes mine entirely.

I mean yeah, but what about MLS tho?

I’m not an expert on the subject by any means, but I think that there may have been an entire commandment devoted to not killing.

TL;DR Toyota is going to do everything to try and sell more of these except for the one thing that everybody wants them to do.

I’ve made arguments for the pros of an all-female top Formula series (which is a difficult devil’s advocate position to take), but there was always the stipulation that it shouldn’t exclude the participant’s mobility series to series. Basically this shit:

Absolutely. I guess you missed the deleted scene in Hidden Figures where all of the calculations for the Apollo 11 mission were checked and verified by a then 17 year old John Hennessey.

But when that test has the possibility of killing the pilot? Is it worth it?

Editing for clarity is a pretty common thing. Think about what you just said. I’m sure he had some idea of what questions would be asked, but this isn’t some political debate where John’s going to spend hours prepping every canned answer to every possible scenario.

“When we go, when we get to the point when we’re ready to do some high-speed testing we’ll use the best tire available, whether it’s the specific tire that they have right now on Chiron or possibly a bespoke tire—it could be a bespoke tire. You know we’re having conversations. And there are tire people that are…

It’s because he repeats himself and talks as if he’s thinking about everything for the first time as he says it. Normally they’d paraphrase or edit it for clarity, but Jalopnik wants him to look like a jackass.

So on a scale of 0 to 300 how buttmad are you going to be when they do it?

In the same way I see a hint of Danny Devito in Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The people I truly worry for are the people that made this person “famous”. I just listened to Gummo and now I want to die.

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