A symphony of stupid, superfluous extra weight.

I say BUNK on your six figure income. The national treasures at Lebanon Ford will sell you a 727hp Mustang with a warranty for just under $40k and they finance. You can buy a brand new 10 second car with a warranty for $40k. If warranties aren’t your style they’re sell you a twin turbo Hellion Mustang for about $50k…

I’m trying to think of this as a devil’s advocate and not an ideologue. Encouraging a boycott of Cowboys sponsors is not a good look for someone working at ESPN. And let’s be 100% real, she was totally doing that. What she said was the equivalent of “I don’t wanna be an asshole, but........ (something only an asshole…

Who has the fucking time to sit there and do this enough to actually get good at it? Over 6 and half hours per run? If I started this as soon as I got home from work even assuming that I’m already capable of elite times I wouldn’t get a single run in before I had to go to bed.

Does Chris Peterson understand that there are 50 billion college games and only 8 ESPNs? Washington’s out here waxing scrubs in the PST zone and he expects them to put that shit on at 4? Does he think anyone’s going to watch Washington put a hurt on Fresno State at 4 when the premier matchups are on? Get real bro.…

My Chief Designer of Interiors name would be Pontius Fierus and my design philosophy would be “Hey, yaknow that shit we put on the floor? Yeah, just go ahead and put in on the door cards too I don’t give a fuck, do you? Now help me melt down these old Gameboys. I have a center console to make.”

What an incredibly lame thing to delete. The Bengals are shitty, but that doesn’t stop them from posting WhoDey Comics.

GM always manages to be ahead of its time in the past and behind the times in the present.

Ah! But if autonomous tech can take crash numbers down do we need to have such rigorous crash test regulations?

That has the United Auto Workers concerned about the prospect of job losses

Is there a word for when sour grapes get butthurt? Because if there is that’s how I’d describe the tone of this article.

What color was the sprinter?

 I wouldn’t count on me to make sports references.

Interesting choice on Douglas Adams instead of Jackie Robinson. Respect.

Chrysler: The 300 is the closest you can get to a Phantom without owning a Phantom.

Did you test the top of the line one with the power tank? If so then that is definitely disappointing news. The bog standard one has a pretty crappy stated range (81 city, 41 highway), but the Zero S ZF13.0 + Power Tank is supposed to be good for (if you can believe them) around 135 combined. So if you tested that one…

It’s definitely not a save the world thing. Whether it’s eco-friendly or not is of no consequence to me. If I cared I could probably just ride a bike the mile or two to work every day.

So do we think this move says more about the state of F1 or about the state of ESPN (or more specifically ESPN2)? Actually let’s just say ESPN3 since GPs are sure to get bumped off ESPN2 for coverage of D-league WNBA preseason practice or Taiwanese Bicycle Soccer or Slamball reruns.

It’s not my job or my goal to sell the damn things to anyone. I’m not saying everyone should get one. I’m saying I am considering getting one because I can afford it and afford to own an additional vehicle to supplement any range a Model 3 cannot handle.

Pretty presumptuous of you to assume I’m buying a Tesla to save money. I don’t only drive 10 miles a day, I just almost never drive more than 200.