You need to hang around different people. That's absurd.

Not a sitcom. Strike 1

You're lucky. I see this and feel bad about my core, legs, and glutes.

OH, I could watch babygirl dance ALL DAMN DAY! (Saw her in a Publix in ATL once, turns out she's cute in big ass sweats and heroine shades, too).

"Who is Ciara?"

I don't like Tofu, but many people do. I LOL'd at: "Macklemore — the Tofu of Rap Music", and thought to myself, "self, that is an excellent way to describe this dude, 'cause he sucks." But then I wasn't sure if I was in on the joke or missed it. I'm still not sure.

You could not be more right. We all become children when our mothers (and father, to be honest). I watched my then 55+ year old mother break down and cry like a 10 year old girl who literally needed to be carried/walked back to the car when she buried her mother.

Our capacity for good and evil is mind boggling.

That's OK. Sometimes (and far more often then we all admit), people really, really don't suck. Not even a little bit. When that happens, there's nothing wrong with tears. In fact there's everything right.

I forgot to watch the people dancing I was so busy watching Amy.

a movie entitled "Mo' Money" Starring Damon and Marlon Wayans and the ever (increasingly crazy) gorgeous Stacey Dash.

Your first paragraph could have been written about Tony Parker in his third year. Trust the Pop. Kawhi is a lot more likely to end up elite all the time and as the engine of that team.

Yes, at least an argument, if not a slam dunk for Timmy. But I'd say best player of that NBA generation. The best player of my generation is Michael Jeffrey Jordan.

No. He/she doesn't understand it, clearly. You don't have to like the Spurs, but to call them boring isn't even an opinion, its just not right.

This really, really hurts my heart. But I guess:

+1 strip, +1 block, +2 blocks, +3 blocks

Over/under on Marquel getting booted: 3 shows (the crazy eyes and the "comforting smile" buy him an extra show)

Your taste in men's appearances/20 words or less answers to questions intrigues me, greatly. Particularly that top 5. So . . . uhm. . . eclectic

I'm not the kind of Mexican that got cheekbones, though. I got the Selena booty. :/

I couldn't agree more with what you don't want to hear about and what you do. Not that I don't care, but the story of V and Donald seems trite to by comparison (to me) to rest of the story. Also, I'd like to really dig into why everyone is soooooo outraged over his comments (which quite frankly were more sexist than…