Hang on, the vacation comment wasn't a joke? Oh.

I'm glad someone pointed this out (sorry if I missed whomever else did). Yes, during my 4 weeks of paternity leave, I was able to help my wife with our 1st and 2nd (I got six, only took 4 at first, other 2 later) child. BUT, I took them off so that I would get to do all bonding activities short of breastfeeding that…

My eloquent cover for your inability to add anything:

Yes, yes you did.

Whatever. At least they got a damn ending:

Admission: I don't really watch New Girl. Scratch the "really". BUT, if Damon Wayans Jr. is playing anything close to the least interesting character, the writers should be fired, because that dude is comedy gold.

Umm, her initial "Hmmm" upon hearing the initial run down of problems is probably enough to get me working. . . actually, I gotta run and do some stuff. Bye.

Yeah, no I understand where you're coming from. Kid/coat/car seat/lunch bag/Other kid/booster/"he hit me"/briefcase, its a damn headache.

What?! By a show of hands, who in their right mind thought it was OK to put your kid in a car seat with her/his winter coat on??

Like, just clipping the chest and not the crotch one.

I pray that if one of my children contracts a mutated form of measles as a result of some shit-for-brains moron not vaccinating their special snowflake, I never find out which parent it was.

As someone who posted that link on Friday in the thread about the measles outbreak in NYC, I fully support this website's message.

Yeah, even if autism were something that could be caused by vaccines, I'd still vaccinate. Ear infection, asthma and allergies? Oh my! Holy shit, let's not risk getting those by avoiding preventing measles, mumps, polio, etc.?

Yes, yes they are both.

How about you click the link (or read the rest of the responses to my post)?

No worries. I forgot to hit refresh before my first response to you.

You didn't click the link either, did you?

You didn't click the link did you? The shit-for-brains sentence construction was on purpose.

Why do those suffering from subtle (and overt, actually) racism always feel compelled to project their own shortcomings on those of who can see the truth for what it is? While the actual majority of Americans (not the majority of the white ones) can see that the vitriol directed his way has nothing to do with his…

I really wish you vaccinate your children sheep would consider the science out there that explains how vaccines cause autism!