Thanks. Now I can't even think of my own comment without seeing a .gif of his fading color in my mind. And it is definitely hilarious.

Sarah and Freddie named their children Charlotte and Rocky (not sure if actual or nickname), huh? Let's hear it for the not-crazy baby naming celebrity movement. Looking at you parents of: Pilot Inspektor, Apple, Kal-El (really?), Audio Science, Jermajesty and Prince Michael II/Blanket

I think when they say "degrading the office," they really mean, "did you all realize that the president is still a black guy?

I think this guy is a damn genius. I haven't seen any part of this show but the skit in this article and I laughed way too hard in my office. ESPECIALLY the confusion around the colored copier/white copier.

Completely agree. Hopeful that her "whole" kids distinction is born out of the fact that her adopted child is the one with the courage to point the finger at his molester and tied to her inability to admit that to herself. Wouldn't excuse the attitude, but at least be more reasonable than if that is how she thought of…

Having lived in Miami for 6+ years before moving, I can attest that the only time you'd see anyone wearing sweatpants to do anything was either at my house on the 5 nights (total, not per year) the temp dipped below 65 or . . .well, that was about it.

Actually, that's 1-4. Ben Whofleck would be #5.

This is interesting to me. Not the no tolerance for ignorance, I get that part. But the 0 tolerance policy for squeamishness seems a bit narrow minded. I get squeamish at the site of blood, mine, yours, his and hers, whether from a cut lip, compound fracture, GSW (only seen on tv) or menstruation. So the idea, reality…

I have only just now realized that Rooster's crow was so ingrained in my young childhood subconscious that it has served as the basis for my own version of a rooster's crow all these years. I guess I haven't watched this movie in a long time 'cause I'm sitting here stunned right now.

I'm very sorry. This gif has nothing to do with anything. It. . . it's just that I've only now found it because I as a rule don't watch the Oscars, but this makes me happy in every way. It will henceforth be my "Let's Dance" gif and I wanted to share.

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! Dancing with the stars has been on for 18 years?!!

Fuck. And might I add, yes.

Is it weird that pre-marriage she was Fergie! And post marriage she is Fergie Duhamel? I mean, I was literally confused as to who in the hell the article was about when I read the name. Maybe it was just a too clever quip that I've missed, but it seemed odd. Isn't her damn name Stacy Ferguson (-Duhamel or Stacy…

You know, if I hadn't been so busy crying from laughter, I might have been right there with you. I'd like to think I got it before the tears, but . . . uhm. . . I'm not totally. . . uhhh. . . GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!

I finally got my parents to buy in when I showed them the ADD episode when they introduced Timmy to the show. They laughed so hard at the diagnostic test of reading the kids "A Farewell to Arms" and then prescribing ritalin for everyone, that they finally understood.

I think many of us have been saying this FOR YEARS. They've been killing it since day one. Remember the ending to "Here comes the neighborhood" (season 5 episode 12) about all of the rich people who came to town, who all happened to be black?

Was trying to think of an artful way of saying:

I love the fact that she is rocking purple stereo headphones rather than little iPod ear plugs. Nothing says jamming in my own world like big fat covering half your head, headphones

All Sportcasters are clowns. It is part of the job description.