Because someone dealt with your parents' shitty kid?

Or, you know, be an adult and deal with it.

Magazine ripping is a surprisingly good move for them at that age in particular, as is going through the whole thing pointing out the pictures of things they know in the magazine before letting them rip it up (dogs, cats, pics of other babies, etc.).

Grown ass adults who do not understand that children (under 4, to be clear) and people with children have to OHMYFUCKINGOD!!!1! fly sometimes, don't deserve the pains some* of those parents go through to make sure their children don't act like fools. Fuck you.

Not a huge fan, either, but certainly understand why others are.

Laundry is not a bullshit chore. It in fact is the worst chore after cleaning toilets. Lugging clothes downstars, separating the delicates from the not delicates and the so damn delicate you have to wash them with while wearing velvet mittens, and then constantly having to switch the damn loadss
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Foldding t-shirt…

Well that's because your bringing up, pointing to specific examples of, and daring to be offended by, racism is SO CLEARLY the SOLE GOD DAMN reason racism still exists. If you'd just shut up about it AND GET OVER IT, -poof-, it would up and vanish like a fart in the wind.

NOT BREAKING: The level of disrespect for our President from his own people (and though this should be clear, I mean the American People, just in case) is perhaps the only example necessary to prove as myth the concept of a post-racial America. How that man has managed to remain as human and not bitter as he has is a…

Kudos to you for the use of that line from the hilarious Daryl "Chill" Mitchell. I very secretly really like that movie, too. Don't tell anyone.

Who in the fuck is William Hung?

Are you speaking legally or morally? Cause if it's the latter, I agree. You are guilty of a crime as soon as you commit it. If you are talking legally, then innocent until proven guilty isn't just a legal fiction, it is law. Now you're right on with what purpose the concept serves. You are not legally guilty until…

I think this is the most interesting idiocy of the reactions. And it has come from both sides. Insufficient evidence of a rape (or whatever the phrase Mr. Meggs kept using that began with "forcible" and sounded like it ended with "act") only means that the prosecutor didn't feel like the case was a good one to…

Maaaan, fuck dwyane wade.

The Olympic Track and Field Sprinters (everything from 400 and down) would like to have a word with you. Men and women.

I guess that means Amber from Clueless is gonna live forever. (90s movie snap!) (sorry.)

I see you Thomas McElroy

DebbieDoesKorbenDallas asked:

Republicansism?