OK, wait a damn minute.

"Or at least had some ill tempered sea bass."

[Sigh] Yes, it is too much to ask for, apparently.

I keep reassuring my bugged out eyes that the half (HALF!!??) OF ALL murdered women are killed by their partners is being skewed by something I can't put my finger on (inclusion of regions/cultures where such violence is both tolerated and by law/custom encouraged?).

There's no way that was an accident.

This. This made me laugh way, way too hard.

Yes, this is real, as others have said. My wife did for both of our kids, at least twice for the second. Given the trouble that she normally has with shitting, I was just happy that she actually took a shit. My only concern was that that shit would be there when the kid popped out.

You mean you don't like sweating through your clothes at 8:45 A.M. and 10:30 P.M.?

No, South Beach is not my first choice for taking the little ones. Reason #53 I moved my daughter out of the state. Fair Enough on No.Cal geography (so No.Cal is actually north of SF, or the Yay (I'm Hip!) is just carved out?). I guess i used it as a reference because SF is the only Cali city I really like.

The weather in all of Florida, not just Orlando, tops LA without even blinking. I'll take Florida even in August at Wet Oven temperatures (and I HATE THE HUMIDITY AND NEVER ENDING HEAT OF S.FL FOR 9 MONTHS OF THE YEAR) over LA at 77 and black lung. Hurricane season is only a downer if you lack the ability to watch the…

Nice little convenient omission of South Beach/Miami from the "proximity to Disneyworld" picture you just painted. NoCal (well San Fran anyway) is a good 5.5 hour drive from LA, sans traffic (which, yeah right). Miami is all of 4 from Orlando.

Brilliant.

You know, I think the fear of your teammates' reaction is more pronounced as you grow up playing a sport (middle and a bit into highschool), but once you hit that elite level beginning in college and then in the pros, I think there is shift in the paradigm and your fear is more related to the public's reaction and…

I'm Hipp to your reference

I already use "penis", in addition "dick" as a form of insult. I must say though that I use "You penis" when I want to also convey my self appointed superiority over the other person.

As the father of an Afro-Latina-American (I'll stop there 'cause I really don't think Cubano-Afro-Native American-Trini/Tobaganin-Anglo-Indian-American is a thing) daughter (and son), this gut punched me as well. I don't know what I'm going to do if she ever feels that defeated at the crap people/kids are going to…

I can't really give two shits about black people who presume a black person is OK with their non-black partners alleged racism against other black people because that black person didn't respond in a way the offended black people deem appropriate.

An arm AROUND the shoulders seems an odd move to get past someone. I assume there wouldn't be the same flip out response to an actually harmless light open palm in the middle of your, combined with an "excuse me" by someone trying to move between 2 people without subject each person to a full body slide (which for the…

You know, my mind didn't go there, but I still take your point. I actually envisioned more of a jamesetta bond scenario where the plan was just to torture (hetero style, of course) for info/fun/plot development, etc.