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I don't normally watch skating but I happened to catch this one and I friggin' loved every minute of it. That creepily perfect, almost robotic Russian 15 year old emotionlessly destroying all her competition? Awesome. The much older (and unfortunately horsetoothed) Italian girl who had been to the Olympics multiple

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I don't know that I've ever met a devout and practiced snowboarder that I've ever cared for. Kinda funny, considering it's really fun to actually do (hell, even watch). Something about it attracts horrible people.

"Slim-fitting white fleece athletic pants"

The Opening Ceremony look, revealed exclusively on TODAY Thursday, includes a knit patchwork cardigan emblazoned with stars ($598), paired with a cream cotton turtleneck sweater ($245), slim-fitting white fleece athletic pants bearing the “Team USA” label ($165), black leather boots with bright red laces ($395) and a

Now THAT'S how you desecrate a flag.

People using the term "thug" to describe Sherman aren't racist. At least not all of them...they're just stupid. And while all racists are stupid, not all stupid people are racist.

The nationwide engorged cock the media had for Ray Lewis, who exhibited all of these same traits and may have killed a guy and certainly destroyed evidence from a murder and paid massive civil penalties in the same case, makes it difficult to accept any indictment of Richard Sherman as a thug.

Idk, maybe the whole salutatorian of his high school class thing. Stanford doesn't hurt.

Deadspin used to be this awesome mens lifestyle website where you could go and laugh at your favorite athlete getting wasted or sending out a dick, see some cool highlights or something funny from last nights games ESPN would would be too prudish to show, or see some cool graphics or other statistical anomolies. Now I

I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

Luckily we don't need to defend them because they have nothing to do with our lives.

Why do we even have post game on field interviews if anything outside the standard, “i tried to make a play, it just worked, out, glad I could help my teammates, blah, blah blah” boilerplate is the only thing anyone is allowed to say?
We hear the same cliché BS 100s of times a season and when someone finally lets out

Here's Erin Andrews later in the interview

Yeah, I hate it when people who make career-defining plays against a bitter rival are still excited about it 30 seconds later.

Wow, non-sequiter here but weed just won the Super Bowl!

How you ask? Well both Broncos and Seahawks hail from states that have legalized marijuana for medicinal, industrial and recreation use. Both have retail programs projected to generate hundreds of millions in badly needed revenue.

It will be fascinating to watch

If by "America" you mean "old white people who take sports too seriously", then yeah, they're Broncos fans now.

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

That interview was awesome. If you disagree, you should take a long look at how boring your existence is.

Eh, I would've liked to see more passion from Sherman after a dramatic victory like that.