Cue "my baby ate wig hair what should i do" being a google search...

Hmmm...

When female friends start conversations about how much they a) don't like their bodies or b) hate wearing Spanx, I now reply, "Fuck that. I grew a person and shot it into the world. I can do whatever the fuck I want." And it's true. I can.

I also confusedly googled I also got this picture

Oh goody. Another update from Jezebel on Amanda Bynes' body dysmorphia. Thanks for keeping us informed Jez. I think it's essential for us as feminists to be made aware of every single moment of this woman's breakdown. Has she cried in public recently? Do we know what's in her bathroom garbage can? How are her menses?…

Also, rapists make sure that your underwear is dirty before raping you, apparently. If it is clean, they say "No thanks" and move on.

Won't anyone think of Charles Saatchi? What sort of man-hating world do we live in where we see photographs taken at a public restaurant of a soulless harpy mercilessly crushing her husband's hand with her own throat, and no one asks about how the husband is doing? What about Charles Saatchi's playful-tiff-induced…

To me, this incident actually serves to highlight Serena's myriad accomplishments on the court. I mean, I have trouble even hitting a tennis ball. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to excel at the sport with my head that far up my ass.

Oh no, it's even better than that. It's a Drop Dead Gorgeous gif.

I think we agreed on GT the other day that you were the Last Unicorn.

Jez, I want to request an Amanda Bynes blackout. Stop documenting her issues, stop gawking at them.

Please stop. This woman is not a celebrity any more, and she is very clearly having some sort of mental breakdown. She does not need Jezebel (or anyone else) documenting her increasingly bizarre behaviour for the salivating and self-righteous masses.

Let's flip this - what if Bynes clearly had an eating disorder? …

Yeah, I just don't feel comfortable watching someone's life and psyche completely fall apart, much less making light of it.

Amanda says everyone but her is ugly (unless she's tweeting about her nose), news at 11.

My dad met me on the other side when I had my heart attack at 44, four years ago. I got to say all the things that I would have wanted to had he not died suddenly, he was the most wonderful role model anyone could possibly ever want.

My dad had five daughters and he never once made us think he would have rather that one of us was a boy. He taught us to change the oil, a flat tire and air filter and how to flush a rusty radiator. He made us cut firewood and mow lawns (acres of lawns) and put in fence posts. And, he cooked and taught us all to…

I know! They loved each other and supported each other's nuttiness. That's a real family. Who doesn't love Cousin It?

Gomez Addams is my favorite TV dad.

Yet no one thinks to cover up the moobs on this poster.

It is heartening (if that is a word) to see other people run immediately to her aid.