I know it’s useless to do so at this point in time because it just bums us out and fills us with rage (by “us” I mean “me”), but it is so fucking astounding to think about what the responses would be if this were Hillary and Chelsea.

Right? At least Spicey would have a “I can’t believe the shit coming out of my mouth right now” expression on his dopey puss from time to time.

I think it was that he was so adorably incompetent at convincing anyone of his bullshit. Sarah is a koolaid chugger.

Sarah Huckster actually makes me miss Spicey.

Things my dad taught me:

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

Agreed. But there seems to be a substantial amount of corroborating evidence.

He’s a good follow on Twitter.

I think former (older, white male) military personnel remind him of his father, who sent him to a military academy. And Kelly will only be as successful as the chaotic commander in chief allows him to be, which is to say, it’s only a matter of time before he’s either fired or resigns out of sheer frustration.

This is why I’m skeptical of Kelly’s new tenure as Chief of Staff.

I actually think this is central to the appeal of conspiracy theory: it allows people to feel special, and “in on the scoop”.

Sad!

Jack McBrayer was the perfect stand-in for the quack doctor. He just seems so earnest.

SO HE DOES ADMIT THEY’RE DEAD?

What’s depressing is that people are so interested in believing lies when it’s so easy to verify the truth. Still, the internet is worth it because of all the music, and the cat videos, but yeah, much of it is a cesspool of lunacy. It’s not great that Alex Jones has a couple million followers on social media but I…

I tried to read the part about “the whole Russia thing,” I really did. But ten words in I got a blistering headache and now I think I”m going to vomit and maybe I’m not smart anymore because of the osmotic pressure of his bullshit seeping into my brainplace.

Jones, when asked for his thoughts on “this whole Russian thing”:

Did you watch John Oliver last night???

I’m speechless...by the way, I only skimmed Jones’ Russia rant. There was no way I could’ve actually read all that. No way.