Everybody at the reunion noticed just how big Phil had gotten since graduation, but all of them were too polite to mention it.

I was out at dinner when this was posted, and wanted to wait until I got home to respond to everyone, as the Kinja system is enough of a pain without trying to access it from your mobile phone :D

They always look so wise. I bet the capybara mind is full of sage wisdom. We need one of those dog-to-English translator helmets from "Up". (But, ya know- for capys.)

The relatives don't seem to like him. Probably because he's eating their bedding.

Crap, I thought that read chupacabra. I was all excited.

I'm sorry, you were having a problem with someone touting offensive stereotypes? I'm choking on the irony of that.

Speaking as a white woman from the South, yes, I fucking expect something different.

most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks.

This piece is so beautiful (and horrifying) and solidified why Erin is quickly becoming one of my favorite Jezebel writers.

Children, play nicely.

You're an asshole.

Kate Middleton, 8 months pregnant = me, after eating half a burrito.

Is nobody from Jezebel reading these comments? Is there any kind of petition we could all start to get Jezebel to STOP this kind horrible Amanda Bynes coverage? You know, Jez could have taken the Amanda Bynes story and turned it into an insightful look at mental illness among women but instead they continue being…

Jez, I want to request an Amanda Bynes blackout. Stop documenting her issues, stop gawking at them.

Amanda says everyone but her is ugly (unless she's tweeting about her nose), news at 11.

Are we really saying the U.S. college system is too rigorous? I don't know about you guys, but even working jobs between classes for four years, I felt like I didn't really understand sleep deprivation and stress until after graduation. College is a cakewalk compared to real life.

Some directors/producers have a go-to actor they like for things

What this article seems to conveniently omit is that Danielle Powell SIGNED an agreement with the school that states "Any student involved in sexually immoral behavior, including premarital sex, adultery, and homosexual acts, is at minimum placed on University probation and may be subject to a Judiciary Hearing." She…

Nigella Lawson has had so much more than her fair share of awfulness. An outlandishly abusive mother, a sister dying of cancer at 33, a husband dying of cancer at 47, a narcissistic tit for a father, and now, we find, a psychotically abusive second husband. The world wishes her only happiness, and she gets only…

God, I hate the mommy wars. Nobody wins and everybody looks stupid.