oh thank God you posted this!!!! I completely forgot about this and now that I've seen it again I don't know how it ever left my memory. <3

Do you fail to understand that every time someone, particularly someone from Boston, sees this cover, whether it is in passing at the grocery store or otherwise, it has the very real potential as a trigger?

I do not understand the headline. Is it supposed to be offensive that CVS cannot stand the sight of Jahar Tsarnaev's face? Because as a Bostonian, I cannot stand his face either and am grateful that every time I step foot inside a CVS I will not have to have horrific memories of that awful day.

Related: James Deen is suddenly on my Weird Crush list.

If you're a smartass college student who likes watching America's Next Top Model a lot but getting drunk and laughing at Tyra Banks' insane facial expressions more, check out TYRA!

One time I made my profile picture a photo of me in a field and my dad commented, "is this that time you shit in the field?" (referencing me as a toddler on an ill-advised family outing to the lake.

OMG. You forgot my favorite, Tyra. How could we skip past this gem of a show:

Daaaaaamn! Girl is SASSY

Nah. I looked through it and was like "huh that headband is cute perhaps I'll buy-No. No. No money to this. Bad Emily."

That is such a good point-how modest is it to dedicate an entire website to yourself?!

It got deleted!! Fuck them, excuse me for trying to point out LEGITIMATE ABUSE. GRRRRRR.

oh lawd. The holding hands part was bonkers. Little kids hold hands, lady-it reaaaaallly isn't sexual.

I always think that a parent would have the personal phone number or at least email of anybody that really cares about your 500-photo album of Jimmy's first carrot, you know?

I saw the birth control = abortion post. Cray. I mean all of this is crazy but seriously, lady? I mean lawdy.

"because I was her." Italicized like a horor movie whisper. God I love these so much <3 <3 <3

That line literally read like a satire piece of these type of blogs. Like if The Onion wrote a piece entitled "Area Woman Goes To Hell For Wearing Miniskirt"

Ugh, I know. I was so horrified. I mean, if he is already that controlling about her clothing, I can only imagine what other aspects of her life/body/mind he also controls.

I commented once on an article that I super annoyingly can't find when a woman said, "I wish my husband would give me more leeway in what I wear, but he's very strict with what he expects from our daughters and I." She went on to list rigorous measurements (skirt length, etc.). Someone else commented "good on you for…

Wait omg. I just revisited the Bikini Article. "SHE WAS A STRIPPER."

<3 <3