OH yes, you are right of course, it IS so much easier to obtain the physique of a female porn star, you clever man! All it takes, in fact, is about 30,000$ for plastic surgery, anal and vaginal bleaching, full-body waxing, spray tans... Easy-peasy!

Yeeeaaah, damn those femnazis and THANKS OBAMA!

You've never seen a naked girl except in a porn clip. This is not a question, it is simply a statement, that is all.

Gurrl, I know how you're feeling! I'm an F cup and hate, hate, HATE my large breasts! Bras cost a fortune and usually hurt like hell, even the most well-fitted ones out there. I can't ever wear anything strapless or backless and the back hurting is no picknic either. And exercise... Ugh, don't get me started!

I swear I bought this exact same sweater for 20 Euros at H&M. 8 years ago.

Next up in our new series: Sex columnists writing for only one measly newspaper cannot truly afford awesome Manhattan apartments and crime writers usually aren't allowed to solve murders with a sexy police woman! GASP!

YES!!!! I was especially annoyed that they presented her as struggling financially halfway through series 3? 4?, and yet she ALWAYS wore a different COAT when she went out!!!! She must have had about 300 coats, why not sell those and use that money to pay your bills, huh?!

It's not "all" about that in Japan, it's only that people always focus on the weird shit because that's the most intriguing part of a culture to outsiders. If I would believe that what European media focuses on when it comes to the US was "what it's all about" then I'd have to believe all Americans do is eat…

And thank the heavens it's not USED panty pudding, amiright?

I'm actually really sad that I don't "get" it because it sounds like the most amazing sensation. Also, I'm an insomniac and it's supposed to help with that, so double sadness that it freaks me out instead of soothing me, sigh.

I once tried using ASMr videos for my insomnia and got SO freaked out about them, especially the ones with whispering. I get the feeling that some people (like me, I suspect) just don't have whatever gene is needed to get the "tingling" or whatever sensation these vids are supposed to trigger. All it did was creep me…

Hi there Eric! You are a dick, Eric. Bye, Eric.

A yearly subscription to CUNT I hope?!

Oh, I already have a PhD so no supervisor. And sadly, here in Germany everyone kind of works alone so not much exchange with other lecturers either, which makes me miss the English-speaking academic world so very much! I used to be a T.A. of course while being a postgrad, but designing a whole course from scratch is…

I agree, but why does everyone think that just because the guy writes literature he knows anything about how to teach about it? Writing yourself and analysing other people's writing are two different things.

So, will she name it "CUNT", short for "Curate Ur Natural Talent?"

You sound amazing and I want to be your friend so that we can swap make-up and talk about art while painting our nails... I realise this sounds incredibly creepy and I apologise for that.

That might make him qualified to teach creative writing, but NOT to teach English Lit!

One doesn't negate the other.