I’ll be honest I’ve never understood why people even liked the anime. Ash just sucks so bad. He is literally the worst trainer who’s only has achieved any sort of measurable success do to happenstance or other people taking pity on him. To make matters worst the Pokemon Manga is actually awesome while still remaining…

I know what you mean. Squirtle used to call me every day after work, and now, when I get home, he just nods and goes back to watching Home Improvement. We NEVER talk anymore. It’s so different.

Pokémon don’t shout their names, they are just named onomatopoetically.

I don’t know how the weight of all that didn’t tip her over.

Do you really think that’s really a step back?

I was a little bit surprised at how many Jez/Kinja people “moved” over there during some of the inter-internet drama of a few months ago. I wonder (and hope) that maybe they’ll be driven back here by the drivel over there.

Well Rose’s hair really was the star...I mean that was amazing.

“I sold my friend the drugs she used to overdose, and I went to prison, but I learned *sooo* much about myself in the process ❤️”

Sounds like a lazy, shitty version of buzzfeed.

Rose & Jason Statham basically stole that movie right out from under Melissa McCarthy. I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. The bats and mouse droppings on everything at the CIA office, or Statham wanting to use a Face Off machine and Alison Janney telling him it takes quarters.

Yeah I’m off xoJane totally. xoVain is ok sometimes, but even they just don’t do it for me. It’s a lot of “Here are 6 great products for your hair that don’t have silicones!” and then the entire list is products with silicones. I don’t have time for that bullshit.

I’m just wondering if it’s this Amanda Lauren. If it is, then the article makes a lot more sense.

*sounds of Bob Belcher GROANING*

or even worse, boring people telling boring stories about boring things.

Okay can we talk about xoJane lately?? The other day I read the one from the woman who says that she thinks straight men just become gynecologists to grope women and I just

Holy shit yes. I hadn’t been by the site in about three or four years, and a couple weeks ago I found myself there and was just appalled. It’s all horrific click-bait headlines from awful people telling awful stories about awful things.

Several times. She’s funnier with each watch.

I always think of her as her character on 30 Rock

Can I take a second to call out how wonderful Rose Byrne is, by the way? Any line would be funnier if read by her, and no one in the movie has better comedic delivery.

She’s not convincing as the weed-smoking outcast...at...all.