Don't ask questions...

"Dad, can we finish with the photos in front of your dumb car already? I have to get back to my shift at Hooters.."

Which makes the morality of the whole thing extremely dichotomous. So there's that.

"What's the big deal? It's all just a bunch of minstrelsy."

This commercial is all sorts of awesome. The clerk plays his part great.

The real star of the current TOW system is the ITAS targeting system. The IR sensors are so good they were used in Afghanistan as long-range night telescopes able to discern the difference between friend and foe at 10km!

I'd doubt I would thank Jesus after destroying lives.

Since this is the Internet, we gotta have an American moral equivalence. Nice job.

Why do they say "Allahu Ackbar" after everything? Literally everything that happens in their lives they need to say Allahu Ackbar after.

That's nice and all, but can they SRAWmerang?

They really want the D.

Naval pilots be like...

This clearly has become a Zone of Danger.

I'm confused. One organization is renowned for crazy interpretations, sadistic recruitment techniques, extortion of its followers the promoting it's world view at any cost and a highly advanced PR campaign.

I think it may be time for the IDF to have some target practice.

It's basically just the middlemen getting pissed off that someone is finally making them unnecessary.

Detroit vs Palo Alto. Here it is. Get your popcorn (or sustainable famers market kettle corn if you're from silicon valley, because we do everything better) and get ready for a good fight.

Why doesn't he just fly there in the IAMAUTO?