Definitely wouldn't pass him on the left..

Just wait until there is a road sign with "kill_all_humans" on it.

CK is a lot more tongue-in-cheek then EU is, but it really has to be because CK isn't about controlling a country per-say but controlling a ruler and their merry band of heirs and potentially 100's of bastards (damn you irresistible young wenches).

Insert Prussia here.

And so begins his life of crime fighting as... Zimmerman-man!

City not state.

The pensions are a form of unsecured creditors, it sucks that they are going to get screwed but that's just how the system works. Detroit can't keep happily spending money that doesn't exist.

Looks more like a pitot tube, I'm sure it's actually an airtake, but that's what first struck me

I live in Sanford, FL. We also have our problems -_-

Then we'd just have dozens of articles about the author's cars being stolen. Of course following Torch's beetle crisis was entertaining and heartwarming (because he got it back).

Pretty good read. Thanks for that!

Burn it down and try again.

Seems safe, but will it baby?

There will still be a college football game in 2014, 2015, 2016... etc

Doesn't really matter, EA still has all the CLC licensing & rights to all the college team names & logos.

This needs TotalBiscut as a the voice actor. Like now.

Can't argue with those guns!

The game is developed and tuned to be played on All-American, FYI

You put PBR above Yuengling? You sir, are a hipster.

A camry and/or a prius!