I use silicone caulk...

I think I remember seeing something a while back about how humans can track moving objects with their eyes more easily when the objects are moving horizontally than when they are moving vertically.

Wow, do you live in the Allen Texas area? lol

I work at a vet clinic and the pet cemetery that we work with does cremations. When the guy comes to pick up the deceased patients, he brings us a bag of cookies that they make at the cemetery. True story. They are really good. Soft and chewy.

Okay... those nipples... are those what Janet Jackson had during the Super Bowl?

I think they mean that the 3 year olds are NSFW... child labor laws and such...

I'm reminded of another time that a water tower was turned into "art." The band made some of the music from banging on the metal pieces of a collapsed water tower. The name DNS Wasserturm means DNA Water Tower. Yeah, it's weird shit, but who hasn't had that point in their life when they listened to some weird shit.

I work at a vet clinic. Sometimes, we have an particularly evil cat come in and something happens that causes it to go nuts. I refer to this event as a furnado.

Green Goatse?

I think I stopped somewhere around where he takes up a couple pages talking about different shades of white...

Completely unrelated to this post/article, but thought about you on the way home from work yesterday. I saw a Ford GT in the wild... just sitting at a red light in the left turn lane.

1. It's just a knockoff like any other. On the outside it may look like a Playstation 3, but underneath it's just a cheap LCD game.

I got about a quarter of the way through Moby Dick before I couldn't take it any more.

My question is, will the Green Lantern symbol become a gay rights symbol now? Will we see a bunch of homophobes or whatever throw out their Green Lantern shirts for fear that they will be thought of as open minded?

I don't know how much fail is involved, but your modified Lada reminded me of this modified Volvo...

Appropriate because of the left arm...

I'm not submitting this because it was taken a long time ago (about 7 or 8 years ago), but it was an idea I had on a road trip. My wife was driving and I wanted to get a good photo of the reflection of our vehicle in the spinning chrome hubcap of the 18 wheeler in the next lane. I never did get the shot I wanted,…

Heh, people even now are arguing the value of antibiotics.

I remember hearing something on the radio the other day about the guy who invented a converter or something so that you could use house electricity to power a radio instead of batteries. They made it sound like it was one of the first things you could use electric house current to power except the usual lights. It…

Yeah, I'm a man and the story of that poor girl having someone do that to her made me want to puke. But the "didn't work" bit made me smile.