No. I don't want ugly glasses. I want something more like the Sixth Sense system in this TED video.

Wouldn't mind getting them together, but they're probably more fun when separate.

Pfft, whatever... you should see my mother-in-law.

Just remember... no means nooooooooooooo!

Be careful though... there's a thing about them hitting their head...

I wasn't going to do it again after the first time, but you made the same mistake again. Sorry. It's a peeve of mine and I usually don't say a word about it. But your first reply to me was pretty much just saying that you disliked people like me, so I didn't think I was going to lose a friend. The words there,…

Yeah, nice all the way down to those hideous boots.

Should I turn in my "man card" if I had to watch it a second time to notice the bouncing jubblies that others seem to have been so distracted by?

Funny... the album cover to this song was just recently in a post on a Gawker site...

I live in the DFW area. Was at work all day and didn't see anything. It got dark and rained for a bit then moved on.

I live in the Dallas/Ft Worth area. People at work were freaking out and my family were all worried that I wasn't answering my phone (it's turned off at work).

High five on that, my brother.

Even with the "best" gun on the field, it still always comes down to skill. I remember a game once where there was some cocky little kid with a new Angel with the Angel Air system (they were still new at the time) who thought he was just gonna run over everyone. His first game in, a kid about half his size with a…

In the future, this will be a member of the Village People.

Okay, the title is something straight out of The Onion. lol

I've enjoyed Keith Apicary videos on the Tubes of You for quite a while now. One day I caught myself humming the Neo Geo song at work.

Yeah, it's hard not to sound like you're speaking in euphemisms when discussing Autocockers, lube, balls, and giving it to a friend. lol

*sigh* I dislike people that use "there" when they should use "their."

I'm going with Brownies... just in the off chance that by "missionary" they actually mean "sex with the Mormon who knocked on my door."

I haven't been in years either. I've got a 2000 Autococker that I recently gave to a friend to test out next time he goes. He still plays occasionally and I just wanted him to lube it up and see if it still works without chopping balls so much it becomes a paint sprayer.