Touché

I think your dad might've had a thing for elephants.

Yeah, it's a thing. A stupid thing., but a thing nonetheless.

Incorrect, try again.

It's not taking a picture of yourself that I find off putting. If you can't figure that out you might need some remedial reading classes.

And yet, it's still off putting!

I'd settle for some semblance of trying to possible maybe have some form of pvp balance which they clearly put very little effort into. If they do put effort into it then they suck enormous balls at it.

It's the self-centeredness, the audacity to think I'm so important that people just need to see how special I am that's so off-putting.It's my opinion that it's retarded. I dont really care what you think.

Yep. As if real life selfies weren't retarded enough.

Late to the party, but 10 years ago I was in an unsuccessful touring rock band heavily inspired by the 80's/90's DC indie rock scene ( I realize how pretentious this sounds).

Maybe not, but the beatles would've been hella different with another drummer. Ringo is seriously underrated. He may not be all that technically great but he came up with some weird and awesome shit.

Lol consoles.

Or you could just not go through a yellow, since yellow means "caution: if you go through now you probably won't be killed, but the light is going to turn any moment", and not run the risk of getting a ticket at all.

no I'm merely saying that life "finds a way"

These scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should.

I just masturbate with my eyes closed. That way no one can see me.

Congrats, you're a retard.

way uglier. Like the leader Orc with the crippled arm and face rumors from Return of the King

Got one last night named "Pushkrimp Uglyface". Unfortunately I'm at work so no pics. Lets just say he was appropriately named.

tell us how you really feel