You're a better man than I.

In dayZ you only go 3rd person when you're not shooting/getting ready to shoot. It's because you get a better view of your surroundings to spot threats.

Welcome to the Internet. Is it your first day?

Been playing every day since early December and since the patch a few weeks ago I've had zero crashes and only one instance where I couldn't play because of that ddos attack the other day. Having a blast too.

He totally saw a rerun of Indecent Proposal on TNT last week and decided to try a redneck version.

AN OFFICIAL RED RYDER TWO HUNDRED SHOT RANGE MODEL AIR RIFLE"WITH A COMPASS IN THE STOCK AND THIS THING WHICH TELLS TIME.

You are wrong and you should feel bad.

Lol Alienware!

You just listed all of the reasons why horde is cooler. Cannibal stoner or a goofy green haired midget? Tough choice.

Now i have an image in my head of the hulk attempting to goatse and ripping his whole body in half.

You fucking millenial cumstain - you no read so gud.

Feels fuckin' great, dawg.

Look at these smarmy white fucks posing with this kid like he's their tame trained bear or something. I like how he's a "success" because he's 6 2 300 lbs, therefore 'worthy' of high school sports. If he was 5 7 175lbs he's probably be in juvie.

Easy. It's a goofy game for kids and strange, stunted adults.

Only on fox is the answer to monitor video games rather than limit lunatics' access to firearms.

WW1 game based on the war experiences of sniper Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire. I'd buy 8 copies, go.

Get a real card, peon.

Looks awesome. Wish it was third person though. More cinematic.

You could just take 4 seconds and google it.