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Considering we've seen most potentials have to spend multiple years in the academy before having even a chance of becoming agents, it kinda does feel pretty damn fast. Had the show not gone out of its way to show us how hard it is to get in, it might be a little more plausible.

I feel like I'll be told that John Constantine doesn't count since 'he's a hero', but that's something I've always been happy to argue. Talk about the epitome of mad, bad and dangerous to know.

Does Skye from Shield count yet? I just don't care about her and her secret origins, it all feels forced.

Triplett's an agent for the Clarivoyant. Calling it now.

At least we know what became of Dr. Manhattan...

Name: Ender's Game

Name: Moon

You mean, the movie where Batman is married to Mystique but is really in love with Lois Lane, and both Batman and Lois get forced to work with Rocket Racoon to con Hawkeye into accepting bribes?

When the effing preview of this bizarre team film is more interesting than anything in the entire Green Lantern movie, you just have to wonder what the hell DC is doing.

Yeah, they went the easy way out by giving the smart home CEO a tragic past that justified her building George Zimmerman-esque security systems ... When Urban snarks on her shoot-first houses, she's all, 'I was raped in a home invasion' and then he, and we the audience have to STFU about the serious moral problems

Idunno, I guess I really liked the earlier season's inferences that all Dean "really" wanted was a white picket fence and to kick his feet up (the one with the djin). Whereas Sam had been raised in the hunter's life, sure he wanted out, and got pulled back in, but he became obsessed with revenge like John did. When

And another: He's #1, She's #1, Let's Hook 'Em Up Despite It Utterly Violating His Character's Desire To Be As Human As Possible (edited, because I thought the above titles were also in caps).

Each new walking dead season. Show is on a slow death of rehashed terrible writing

Pretty sure they read that one. Trouble is, too many see it as a "how-to" manual...

Quite simply (and by far) the best companion of the reboot, not least because she's the only one that isn't in love with the Doctor.

Yeah, because they totally steal from other shows, and not the legends that people have been telling for thousands of years that just happen to be in a similar vein that an unrelated Sci-Fi show also had. It's not like legends of supernatural creatures is what the whole show was based on or anything.

I was honestly hoping for something shocking like letting Skye die in Coulson's arms. She was the viewer's window into the world of SHIELD, but that window is no longer necessary, and it'd be pretty ballsy of ABC to kill off one of it's leads halfway into Season 1.

And it's a Joss Whedon creation, so I was REALLY

That said, I'm way more invested in these characters than I was a while ago. I even hope Skye makes it in one piece.

If Skye is really dead, my estimation of Shield would rise enormously - but it's too much to hope for, and will never happen.