First play through is always Charmander. Then Bulbasaur, and then the third starter pokemon. Charmander. Weird that they put Charmander in their twice and NO OTHER CHOICES

I am become butts. The destroyer of butts. To butt is to live!

Great write-up!

Blast Processing. BOOM.

MEANWHILE AT E.A.

So hype for this! I would actually prefer direct control over the main character. If they made the new FF a Platinum style character action game, I'd lose my balls. Also. I found a picture of the extended cast for the game. ?itok=1Td5KITy

Or, hey! Here's an idea. As Patrick Star would say. Why dont we take all the money they're spending/spent on TOR... AND PUT IT INTO A NOT ONLINE MMORPG THAT HAS BEEN FORCED TO GO F2P BECAUSE NOONE GIVES A DAMN!

But knowing Kojima that could be December 31st, 2015.

What's that? oh, yeah... The Order. Sure. Yeah... *has written Bloodboooo on your leg cast and run away*

Jesus... I might have to take a pass on this... I love horror, but god damn, dude.

Often your creation becomes Jeff Gerstmann. And everything is okay.

At least it isnt Toriyama and his weird waifu thing with Lightning. Fuck. OFF with Lightning, bro. God damn!

Okay. I understand wanting Minecraft. I understand that they will probably lock up Minecraft at some point for Xbone. To what end? Its one game. They paid 2.5 billion dollars for ONE game. This just shows how scared of losing their relevance they are if they're willing to drop that much cash on ONE game. Scrolls is…

It's amazing and I'll NEVER be able to do it.However, does it still count if he uses those braces to stop the rotation of the bike?

Plus Ryan Reynolds is a vacuum of talent. And the suit. I mean they did good with Tomar Re, Sinestro is Mark Strong for gods sakes! You couldnt do a better Sinestro! But, god damn if they didnt ruin that with Ryan Reynolds. HE CAN ONLY BE DEADPOOL!

Yeah. It was like the edict from Nolan was STRIP ALL THE COLOUR AND FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING! Batman has a yellow b- TAKE IT OFF! BRONZE! Nolan turned the most colourful cast of comic book characters into greyscale shells of their former selves who are just depressing "real" versions of the originals.

But a billionaire in spandex who growls at super villains is totally plausible. SUSPEND DISBELIEF!

TEAM GFB! RUN GFB! LIE! CHEAT! TRACKSUIT! No one escapes the Lang Zone!

Except they air fucking Golf. GOLF IS A HOBBY, NOT A SPORT!

Wow, pretty much looks like the lines for the Xbone in the U.S.! OH SHIT!