I dug War ZOne BECAUSE it was more like the Ennis, Punisher Max stuff. Super gruff, not giving a fuck, monosyllabic Frank is my fave. Plus, it had Micro! I should also come clean, that as a heterosexual man, I would mount Ray Stevenson. I am intensely biased, and am pissed that Ray will probably never get another shot…

The Cap movie was a boring slog thru wooden performances, shitty cg, annoying female leads and not enough SHIELD THROWING! UGH! Also.

This is me hitting the shut-the-fuck-up-nuts-and-bolts-is-the-best-360-exclusive button AS HARD AS I FUCKING CAN! Why do people hate this game! It's the ONLY GOOD RARE GAME SINCE PERFECT DARK!!! God damn you all GOD DAMN YOOOOOU! People heap praise on the shit-show that is Gears of War, and piss all over the pure GLEE…

Seeing THIS and confirming that yes, it's on next-gen hardware... HOLY SHIT! Why are people bitching about! LOOK AT MY MANS MUHFUCKIN COAT! Yo, you can see individual fibers! Ahem... The only thing that worries me is the driving physics.

Prefer this brand of loud idiot to PewDiePie...

Thirdeded! My plan was to get a ps4 and a vita, mainly for remote play. And then I remembered Spelunky is on the vita, along with all the other psx games I have. I am in the gaming butter zone, lately.

Fuck that. Military nothing. He looks like a goddamned Anne Rice vampire now!?

I like Reggie. Stiff, yeah, but he's an exec, not really meant to be a front facing guy I dont think. Mattrick I never knew anything about until recently, and I think he really got a raw deal with how poorly the Xbone was recieved. He robably is a really likable guy, who I think got really fucked public opionwise.

All headphones that are packed in are garbage. But other companies arent Apple. You're paying thru the ass for their products, you'd expect a little more out of the headphones. And, in my experience, they are some of the worst, dollar-store-ass headphones i've ever had the misfortune of jamming into my earpussy. Any…

In reference to DocSeuss's points about the arrogance of Sony and their fanbase; I started out last generation as a 360 owner. I eventually became something of a fanboy for the console, as people who have one console for the span of the generation often do. I played alot of CoD and other online games and was called…

"That's 26% of their staff, and it's mostly in mobile, social, and web-based gaming." While it sucks that people got laid off, all I can think of is...

So, SpeedPuddle is the new middleware tech you're developibg ?

YES! YEEEEEES!

Wooooooow... It's fucking nothing... It's a really pretty stop-and-pop shooter. And I -was- on the hype train for this. The concept sounded so neat! I can see why it's taken them so long to show "Gameplay" ...Fuck.

Goddamned Uni's... JAM THAT MARKER UP YER ASS, UNI!

...What game? ...Oh. That other disc? I thought that was like an anime or something... (THE PREVIOUS WORDS CONTAIN JOKES)

I'm gonna buy it regardless. We paid sixty for a demo of mgs2, remember? I got multiple hours of goodness out of that!

GEOMOD, BROSEPH!!! GEOMOOOOOOOOD! BLOW HOLES IN SHIT! YEEEEEAH!

Jeff flat out says that he understands why people like this, he just personally doesnt. He himself is a fan of "dumb shit" the man loves Cobra, son! COBRA!

THAT'S REAL GOOD COMING FROM A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE STEWART COPELAND!