How does Peyton Manning NOT call "Head" on the coinflip?

Well, outside of being the "never satisfied eagles fan", you have a point. If this is "worse" than running backwards into the endzone and actively taunting the team you're playing (which, for the record, I found to be hilarious), then something is wrong. Just allow the goddamn TD celebrations.

I'm guessing he just thought it was a fan with a jersey on, as he didn't know who Austin Davis is either.

I'm not familiar with this gang sign.

"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu... "

He turned me into a Newt!

A couple of SUVs adorned with orange and other Clemson regalia were yelling the phrase out the windows. Living here is SO much like Venice must have been during the renaissance...

I think this is just more confirmation of what Samantha Ponder said this morning, basically he knows right from wrong he just doesn't seem to think it applies to him.

The Jim Ross call on that Vine was fantastic, but I particularly enjoyed this one that he just made:

Patrick, if you are ever in need of post ideas, please know that iron-alternatives is a guaranteed page view from me. I hate the process, and any ways to avoid it are welcome. We have a Direct-to-Garment t-shirt machine at work (printing company that also does apparel, marketing, etc.), and sometimes I'll just wear…

As a Tennessean, this makes me proud...that incest wasn't involved.

Witnesses told police they were horrified a fellow Tennessean would do that to a third grader

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

No, my problem instead rests with this growing epidemic that increasingly has our formerly civilized society in a tight, bone-crushing chokehold from which there is evidently no escape. The epidemic I'm talking about, of course, is the dealership license plate frame.

You fucked up the "keep your daughter off the pole" reference. Don't blame other people because you are shitty at 20 year old jokes.

That's because they spend 4 hours showing the sewage dump inside the stadium.

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

I think it's pretty brave / awesome of her to post these updates, especially with photos. Ray Rice videos aside, domestic assault is usually something that is hidden behind closed doors. And it extends way beyond just the initial act; recoveries can take months and people are usually left with permanent injuries. It's…

Not many know this, but in much of Jersey, "Rutgers, Motherfuckers!" rhymes.