Hey Atlanta, spring for a permanent 'A' or shut the fuck up about an opposing player dragging his foot through your cheap ass dirt one.

Also...the Mets.

Come on, Samer— did you have to go that way with the headline word choice?

He's a <i>man</i>, the guy's name is "Ryan Ludwick," and he appears to be trying.

You're young. You'll soon learn your fellow fans have been telling themselves that for decades.

You've been waiting a "short 2 years" for a long time, haven't you?

Let's just play one inning today.

He blew an 8 2/3 inning shutout if I'm correct, and essentially the game. Oh and here's some hurt for your butt.

When it's a Cardinals player, why are Brewers fans the first to complain about it?

Two outs, tied game, bottom of the 9th, runner on 2nd, 0-2 count, Adrian Gonzalez on deck = clearly no intent.

0-2, 2 outs, ninth inning, tie game. I would have preferred a strike.

But I'm a Cardinals fan, so that's probably just coming off as pretentious, douchey, defensive, homophobic, racist, or just plain jean-shortsy.

Deadspin: Where articles spawn cheese puns from commentors, and one person ruins it by taking the article seriously

Jobu didn't use voodoo—he is the voodoo. Pedro Cerrano used him to enhance his performance. Sheesh, get your fictional baseball players and mythical baseball gods straight.

Sean, here is a classic beer spillin' from Milwaukee. I like to think it shows the difference in fan base. Enjoy.

Love the cardinal hates, your tears substain us.

Damnit, thomasrantrain, all the jezebel article crying misogyny piss me off, and you have to go and validate everything that's written over there. Stop being a misogynist asshole so I can live my life in peace.

The crew (particularly pilots) & flight instructor deserve immense credit for avoiding what could have been an even worse disaster.

I read this post at least 6 times trying to find an actual joke in here that doesn't make this the stupidest fucking thing I've read this month.

Let me just hit you with some other things white civilization has produced:

C. Trent Rosecrans