This. You made me laugh so hard this morning I had to get up to pee. Then I couldn't stop and woke up my husband with my muffled gasps because he thought I was sobbing. Wherever you are, I hope someone makes you laugh this hard today.

I look at it like this: at least they are not part of a community that is actively berating them or chastising them for their attraction. Sure, I wish they could be who they really are. But at least for now, this is who they want to be, and that's not for me to judge.

By the way, they are patient as Fuck. They will wait to take revenge on you for any infraction. Because they are good at reading body language, and you aren't.

oh. Didn't know that. Hm. Maybe a virus isn't the best result...

A virus seems like the BEST thing that can happen. BEST. When you think about loss of whole muscles and /or testicles. Or eyes. Or being throttled. There's a reason even the cute skinny ones at the zoo have "dangerous animal" lockout keys the same as tigers.

People. Stop posing with monkeys. Stop feeding monkeys. Stop trying to make monkeys like you. They don't. They never will.

"We're sorry if it caused confusion". Because clearly your little girl brains did not understand what we really meant? Or is this just confusion about what buttholes we are? Just admit it, jerks, and apologize. Don't pretend we were just "confused".

Could this have something to do with "mom's guilt", and overcompensating for what they assume is bad work? Maybe people without children aren't as paranoid they are letting their family life interfere, and therefore work at a more paced-out rate? I definitely see that in my workplace- I bust my A$$ every moment I am…

Soooo....maybe we can stop using wild animals as dance props now (Ahem..Britney)? Just saying. Not really his fault. Improper usage of snake= improper usage of handler's arm. But as an aside, and since someone asked, they don't really "unhinge". They have an extra bone in the back of the jaw called the quadrate bone.…

Oh there's plenty of problems at these events. I work at one of these large Museums. People just don't start petitions to protect priceless artifacts. All they need are more security guards. It's not really hard, not sure what the hubbub is about.

This makes me happy. Squirming is fun! But I'm curious, why didn't they go halvsies vertically? You know, "man" left, "woman" right? Might help blockheads comprehend.

Peacocks drop their fathers all the time. Not necessarily killed for it.

If a shart were a dress.

Bring a bag (or six) of carrots and I'll bet they let you visit regularly. :)

Why can't the costumer being herself to say "penis" or "I will now measure your penis"? She makes it ten times more awkward than necessary by grabbing at them when they balk. Can't help but think how that would play if gender roles were reversed.

Agreed. There is judgment o' plenty for all mothers. I had heaps of scorn and judgment about my choice to b/f until 3. "Fucking disgusting" was one such compliment I was paid by a friend. It is still quite taboo in so many places. Hell, I can't tell anyone I had natural childbirth because I am assumed to be judging…

Well this is disappointing. I was sincerely hoping for some Kanye extravagant madness that brought us perhaps a band of horses wearing high-fashion lasers or something. This looks like just another standard cookie cutter boring ass ceremony but in a fancy place. Maybe they are speaking backwards or something? Can't…

I may watch that gif all night. Not kidding.

Reading how so many people on here are obviously far cleaner and more organized than I, and would probably feel uncomfortable in my home, only makes me feel more stressed that I have no time/energy/emotional fortitude to do anything about it. Too bad this wasn't a thread that was more like "hey, we get it. Life's…

It's okay. I doubt the cat had much else planned for that day. Licking his butt can wait.