If a shart were a dress.

Bring a bag (or six) of carrots and I'll bet they let you visit regularly. :)

Why can't the costumer being herself to say "penis" or "I will now measure your penis"? She makes it ten times more awkward than necessary by grabbing at them when they balk. Can't help but think how that would play if gender roles were reversed.

Agreed. There is judgment o' plenty for all mothers. I had heaps of scorn and judgment about my choice to b/f until 3. "Fucking disgusting" was one such compliment I was paid by a friend. It is still quite taboo in so many places. Hell, I can't tell anyone I had natural childbirth because I am assumed to be judging…

Well this is disappointing. I was sincerely hoping for some Kanye extravagant madness that brought us perhaps a band of horses wearing high-fashion lasers or something. This looks like just another standard cookie cutter boring ass ceremony but in a fancy place. Maybe they are speaking backwards or something? Can't…

I may watch that gif all night. Not kidding.

Reading how so many people on here are obviously far cleaner and more organized than I, and would probably feel uncomfortable in my home, only makes me feel more stressed that I have no time/energy/emotional fortitude to do anything about it. Too bad this wasn't a thread that was more like "hey, we get it. Life's…

It's okay. I doubt the cat had much else planned for that day. Licking his butt can wait.

Glad to hear it! I live in a part of the country where mountain lions are killed on the freeway with alarming regularity. :( I love, love LOVE Freeway overpass pics. Got a link?

My deepest gratitude to you for this gif, now and forever.

I guess I'll be the Negative Nellie and point out that there are many ways we can look after wildlife and prevent close calls like this. For starters, you leave spaces between these barriers. And make wildlife overpasses/underpasses. Freeway mortality is the biggest killer of large mammals. It's a solvable problem!

White lady here: I don't wear bindis all the time, but I do wear saris/bindis to weddings sometimes. They are simply the most beautiful clothes I have ever seen or worn, and I have admired them my whole life. Cannot get enough of the rich color and design. I'm actually very anti-fashion typically, but I have a serious…

Tons and tons of hot lesbo sex. Tons. Ken was around for marriage stuff but there was little interest in him beyond driving the van. Dude didn't even have shoes.

Aaaaand here come more dumped hedgehogs toward all us people who "like animals". Sigh. Hey, if you're thinking of getting one, please adopt. Read a lot first ( pay special attention to how much exotic vets cost), then adopt. If you must buy, do so from a reputable source, and avoid wild caught animals and impulse…

Tongue in a rat trap, of course. (What it felt like to me.)

Compared to the nightmarish composites of unregulated, creepy vinyl and plastic from China that riddle the current sex toy market- this seems like a far safer option. If one likes dildos, that is. Call me when it has batteries.

Ohmygodohmygod that made me cry.

I actually agree cherry picking incidents does not help any argument. So here's the facts, backed up with real data, and lengthy statistical analysis: (I will cherry pick a quote at least) "although interracial homicides are incredibly rare in either direction, any given black person in the United States is about 2.8…

Seriously? There are women that think men don't masturbate? There are women that don't masturbate? They don't masturbate together? What planet is this?