Pretty much.

Yes.

There is no "acceptable double-standard usage," and yes, it absolutely does.

The most fucked up thing about that is if you're black and poor in America, you grow up seeing other kids in this situation all the time who have no viable skills to help them out of the hole they were born into. I went to school with kids who depended on school meals to eat, had teachers bring them in donated…

Oh, yeah?

And who is this Carl Sandburg person? Probably just some guy you know.

Whoever he is, you can be sure he's not teaching in American public schools. All of those folks told me that poetry rhymes. Zing!

American soccer's inferiority complex strikes again

If Tim took these pictures, I assume the tournament was held on the 12th.

Arsenal fans are the Cardinals fans of the EPL*.

Just in case you are keeping score, according to Greg, this is at least the 11th time this year that Arsenal has scored the goal of the year.

haha yeah he got knocked out on the field by a helmet-to-helmet shot what a fragile little whelp

Why did you use 'free kick' rather than 'golazo', Greg? That was a great chance to use 'golazo'. All of the Deadspin readers like the word 'golazo' and think it's really cool that you use it so much.

Your first opportunity to appropriately apply your patented overstated title and this is all you came up with?

LOL it's like they gave a 20 year old frat guy a soccer column.

Seriously I am calling the cops right now. Stop advocating for juggalo meth-swill on my fucking scientific beverage ranking, goddammit.

Do I look like a fucking juggalo meth-cook to you?

If I had my way, people who enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew would be deported to the fucking asteroid belt.

Diet soda is fucking disgusting. I hate you personally for advocating for it.

As an American publication covering soccer in the US -and very well I'm happy to say- I do have a bone to pick.
Your use of British-speak as soccer terminology is unnecessary. In America it's a field not a pitch, it's zero and not nil, it's a team not a side (go to ussoccer.com and you'll see that's it's the US…

He just turned 29 and hasn't played in the majors since he was 24. You're really going to say you have solid proof of how his career would be going in the Majors based on 170 games before turning 25? I really have no stake in this, hell I forgot about this guy, but it's funny that instead of looking at it with some…

Hey, it's the weekend! Sports are happening right now! Here's a list of mid 2000's emo songs that some dumbfuck listens to while he jogs!