Loud drunk guy claims everyone was laughing with him? Go figure. And how could you not laugh at those hilarious examples?

Dallas is a rap dance hotbed, thank you very much.

Ethiopia avoided colonial rule. Therefore, wouldn't it be the first independent nation of SSA?

No the player was Ji Dong-won. Soon after, he was loaned out to Augsburg. Then he signed with Borussia Dortmund in January.

You didn't get the club right for 2 of the 3 players you mentioned! I don't suspect you know much about the individual players

You obviously do not know about Korea. The Taeguk Warriors will play with serious pace.

And Ki "played a lot for Swansea" in 2012-2013. He spent all of last year at Sunderland

You also don't remember seeing Ji because he was playing in the Bundesliga

*Billy knows nothing about South Korea

Korea lacks pace?!

Qualified easy, eh? Like went undefeated? Oh wait that was Belgium ...

Another Billy article with an error?!

You need to watch more PL

Do you mean La Liga winner and CL-finalist as starting GK?

Germany isn't in Group D

Actually yes I do. And European.

It seems that only the American media considers Group G to be the "group of death".

Did anyone seriously expect the US qualify then? The goal was 1986. They barely missed, so I'll allow this to be considered an underachievement. Consider that US was choosing the best amateur teams to represent the nation in the 50's and it's hard not to see the US's prominent place in the world as a success.

Original point: "Historically, starting on Roma has been much less about talent and more about being Italian."

That's a different point entirely