He wasn't drunk. He was just an asshole.

At first, I thought the video was defective with the black flashes. And then I realized what was going on, but still didn't see it. Amazingly well done!

Now my head is throbbing.

I don't find this hard to believe at all. This seems like a rock solid study. Anyone who doesn't is missing the thrust of their argument. And those of you who are bigger than average? Just don't get a big head about it mmmkay?

Your penis length is a good physical trait to determine your penis length.

Ooo the Red Violin of headsets.

But does it sound better than my beats headphones?

uhhhhhh....

The weight block, how it's drilled, the cover, how you roll it, oil pattern on the lane, wood vs. synthetic lanes.

Politicians, by and large are bought and paid for. Lobbyists are the conduit of that purchase.

Fuck you my fellow Americans who didn't vote last election.

AND a SPECIAL FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU to those who did and voted for people in this bastard's party.

Just got a report of a massive flood in Colorado. My guess is $kay just pulled a Pam Poovey.
Sploosh.

Here's what we know so far: that wonderful flat plane crank V8 with at least 500 horsepower and 400 pound-feet of torque; Ford's first ever magnetic ride suspension; 130 pounds lighter than the GT350; and no air conditioning or a rear seat.

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

It's amazing the Deadspin reaction of a correctly interpreted and admittedly shitty rule compared to an incorrect missed call the week before. The Lions and their fans have a reason to whine, the refs literally did not interpret the rule book correctly when they missed what should have been at least an extra play on a…

Hilariously, this is the exact argument I heard a lot of people make concerning the Dallas/Detroit call.

Can we all as reasonable people agree that that call didn't decide the game? Even if Dallas scores a TD they need to go for 2 to be up by 3, with between 3 and 4 minutes left and Rodgers playing out of his mind. Even after the turnover on downs they had four minutes and failed to stop the GB offense to get the ball…

You just know their home owners association is going to be up their ass about this.

Because it's an ion canon not a laser cannon #nerdalert

Don't leave the lantern on either, lest your shadow silhouettes on the tent provide entertainment for everyone.