I hope these glitches stay!

If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying!

Good ending. A good game would have been a 700 point Dallas loss with Jurrah crying. But I’ll take what I can get.

Rex Ryan has just announced he is open to signing a shoe deal.

I’ll be the first to say that clearing your sinus using a neti pot is one of the best feelings I have felt. Its right up there with a good sneeze. Her smile, and reaction, sums up that feeling best.

String underwear in a Japanese action game... groundbreaking. Why exactly is this controversial?

Remember full frontal nudity in GTA4? Cuz that happened. I thought we’d be over this by now.

“...heroic feet ...”

Tom, I’m standing here outside the Dallas Cowboys stadium and fans are chanting, “Bring Romo back!”

Obligatory

Takis are better, you go Sombra, I don’t care if I’ll literally never play you.

What the fuck? you guys know what Takis are??

Super competitive besties or sisters who don’t get along dynamic works so much better than another gay romance.

“recommended 4K HDR TVs go for $2,000 or more”

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

I don’t think either of my candidates used to play college ball!

Every season a new professor..

Reminds me of this one in Pokemon Emerald if you were playing a rom on an early GBA emulator:

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?