I’m not sure if I wanna lay with a Ditto. It tends to get busy with all of my pokemon when I leave them at day care.

Here’s hoping the Destiny-themed podcast “Kotaku Splitscreen” gets back on topic and discusses all this juicy info this week!

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

It’s been proven by science. The PSI on Blastoise’s canons are ridiculous.

Blastoise has always been better than Charizard. It’s a known fact

Definitely worth looking up DESTINY FUN POLICE - fimi_sheikh founded it and it’s all about rocking the Defender to the nth degree.

(read literally) It is ridiculous. This game is fun as hell.

Messy Dorito eating makes you look like you have ALL the Herpes.

People are really gonna be confused why you used Zootopia as the first image, Luke.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

Derek Jeter, you’re shitting up your job by not editing your underling more tightly

Russell Westbrook’s life mission in the 2017 season is now to dunk so hard on Kevin Durant that he literally dies.

No....LeBron did it 4 times in the Finals.

J.R. was reportedly worried about the civil suit until his lawyer told him it was a real long shot.

Thanks to everyone who keeps reading and supporting Kotaku. We love you all.

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

Even better to launch a friendly Bastion into the air on a wall; they get so confused. I want a Trump skin for Mei since she likes building walls so much.

Wait, women don’t have orgasms because our sex education is shitty? I’ll remember to tell my GF that next time SHE fails to reach orgasm.