Number one line that always worked while chilln on the stoop: "Hey, can I at LEAST get a dirty look?!" 100% effective. I'm not saying harassment is okay, just be clever. ;)

Did they name this the King's Field mod? If not, missed opportunity.

Daaaaaamn. Gonna need some ointment for that BURN.

I finished XIII and didn't even know there were chocobos in the game until I saw some end-game videos on YouTube. I know there's an annoying moogle in XIII-2. But XIII was booty butt cheeks in terms of gameplay. I'm really hoping XV turns out great, but what I'm really hoping is that they give XII the HD treatment…

Were the XIII sequel games that bad in that aspect? I didn't bother after XIII to follow up because it wasn't a very good Final Fantasy in my opinion. It left a very bad taste in my mouth. So much, in fact, that I went back and started playing FF XII and Tactics.

"If you obtain good weapons and level up..."

Dammit! Spoke too soon.

You win today's Internet award.

That would actually be pretty clever and awesome if it were the name. Just sayin.

Haha. Nah. I'm a Mets fan through and through. Baseball is the only sport where I only root for one of the local teams though. I was born in '88 so growing up those Parcelle's Giants teams were what I used to watch. I root for the Jets because my dad is a Jets fan so there's that. I'm a Knicks fan from Brooklyn so I…

Wait. Hold up. Time out. Not only are you the best writer on the site AND cover JRPGs but you also watch Football and are a Jets fan? (I root for both New York football teams). Jason, you truly are a Titan amongst these chumps in this vidya game writing business!

Nailed it. 10/10 would read again.

Not true. Basketball, Football, Hockey, and even Baseball have rules changed. If those aren't "patches" with patch notes being covered all over sports media when it happens then I don't know what is.

Saw the title before the cosplay. Came here expecting the Witch from Witch and The Hundred Knight, was disappointed. Great cosplay though.

Salt and Sanctuary looks like it could be a SoulsVania if you will...wait...I just invented a new subgenre! =O make it happen FromSoft.

MarioKart 64 wasn't a very good MarioKart.

This looks a bit...rough, no? And it's out next week? Oh man.

I just like new stuff.

And he got Jays on, too!

I wish I could use the twitch emotes on here. If I could, she'd get a Kreygasm from me. Kappa.