"That poor Ligier JS P2 prototype was opened up like a tin can on that one side. They'll probably be out for quite a while." if by that you mean the most of the left side panels as well as the front and rear wings were knocked off after impacting the tire barrier you would be correct but I wouldn't call that "opened…

I'd love to see all that kit on the standard Defender and not that cheese dick pickup. Oh and they can keep the seats as well.

Arnie's interview " I was already in the country being awesome so I thought I'd come up here and be awesome too but enough about you, let's quote one of my movies!"

To me the Nissan R381looks way more like a Lola T163 than any Chaparral

Not new just uniformed on this matter.

What's a F-16 Viper, I thought F-16s were called Falcons???

You forgot this one

"Imagine whatever soundtrack you want over it, like race car noises, electric guitars, or pumping electronic dance music (EDM). I'm imagining all three." No I'm just imagining the sound of my footsteps as as I walk around it in the quite of my garage

I remember being at the LBGP for F1s 2nd visit and being trackside, when the Alfa's and Ferrari's went by it sounded like a mechanical symphony, when a Matra went by I heard brain cells dying, it was glorious!

What the fuck is wrong with you! That was me talking to myself for laughing so hard at your post. No really that was fucking funny and patriotic.

Clearly you are right about everything and therefore you can legitimately say.....

"Have become", you mean for any given class, have been.

I was being sarcastic and no a GT3 is no grocery getter.

And you know the 72 911 is an absolute dream as a daily driver.....

How about just being average hight, say something like 5'9" to 5'11" with 5" of good ol muricam pink (or beige) steel.

I always thought big truck guys were just short in stature....who knew.

I don't know about a supervillain but (no pun intended) mine became very unruly after some bad Taco Bell.

I would give 3 fucks if Audi decides to import the RS3 Sportback, until then no fucks are given.

I was going to say that Guy Fieri should count for at least 6 of the worst since his mere presence in anything kicks it down a notch, but I must say the rest of the list is pretty deserving. Although just because Leo fucks more women than everyone that reads Jalopnik combined doesn't mean he's a bad car owner, hell if…

"I guess if you have $102,000 to spend on a car, what's another $12,000?" couldn't have said it better myself.