And the people who dedicate Pearl Jam’s cover of Last Kiss to their sweetie on the radio. The girl dies. That’s the point.

My money’s on Flynn having already flipped for the FBI, and now they’re all scrambling to get whatever deals they can—if you’re the first to testify to the House it’s probably going to look better than if you were the last.

I don’t understand how this argument is not put to bed with all the quotes from Jesus Fucking Christ Himself sating how you should love your neighbor and stop judging other people and all his stories of hanging out with the hookers and moneylenders and telling the religious leaders to stop being such pretentious,…

Whenever someone pressures me about Christianity I found of saying, you’ve convinced me! And since the Catholics have been around the longest, I join them so we can burn all you heretics. Christianity isn’t the unifying force they think it is. America was founded by one group of Christians who were fleeing another…

the governor of kentucky is clearly suffering from a separation of church and state anxiety disorder.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

Lady Gaga was also mostly silent, busy posting pictures from Superbowl rehearsals without a single acknowledgement of the March (that was on IG, didn’t check Twitter).

Beyonce [was] out there

Yep. And Georgia, in the upcoming special Congressional election. And then Germany.

I was so happy when I saw this. Let us hope France also has a moment of clarity.

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

Hah, I don’t either! I copied and pasted it. Wasn’t sure it’d even work!

I think Trump has softer, daintier hands than I, a woman in her 30's, has. You can’t unsee it!

I want that kiss cam to be the beginning of a beautiful love story between girlfriend and the guy she ended up kissing.

According to CNN, this lawsuit is likely to get Trump’s tax return in discovery. That’s why the big legal guns are onto it (obviously this couple’s case is one the Democrats can use to get him on emoluments; Pitts and Gross couldn’t afford to sue Trump, with no damages yet).

Tax credit makes a lot of sense if you’ve been rich all your life. Not so much if you haven’t. It also makes sense in that it’s jargon-y enough to sound impressive when it’s really just BS

I still think it was only the fact it was a man/boy relationship that irked them. Trump’s admitted he’s attracted to 12-13 year old girls and purposely walked in on nude contestants at the Miss Teen pageants (in addition to the dozens of instances of sexual assault on adult women he’s responsible for). So…

Maybe read the comment and take a quiet moment to digest things like “the gif showed up on the front page” before responding?

This kind of annoys me: Tom Cruise is part of a weird cult. But there’s no evidence he ever hurt anyone. I had a friend who worked on MI-4 and said that Cruise is polite, punctual, and a complete professional. He just happens to be so dumb he couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘t’.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”