I love Belk but you have to like...work at it a little bit.

Yes to all of that except for adults there are no snaps so you have to get totally naked to pee.

The houses ARE beautiful in the show.

Thanks. I’ll be wary. fortunately, I don’t eat a lot of fatty foods to start with. this will just...lock me down! LOL I guess I’ll find out how much hidden fat is in my food now.

Haha. Well you have my sympathy. That all sounds horrible. I am a pain killer lightweight. They don’t have to give me much of the good shit to make me happy. Hope your upcoming surgery goes well for you!

i feel like i’m on the post surgery diet pre surgery because I’m trying to avoid another attack. Rice and noodles and toast and bananas. I’m glad everyone is saying it’s easy though.

I’m just looking forward to not being bloated. I swear I think I’m going to deflate like a dang balloon. I am worried about poopin reactions though. People have some...colorful tales. But to never have that pain...would be amazing.

I really liked the first season although I did spend a lot of time thinking “is there any reason they need to have this conversation naked?”

Thanks. I actually know a couple people who have had theirs removed by the same guy and they say it’s quicka nd easy and that he’s great but i am still nervous. I have had a scope done one time and that’s the only kind of surgery I’ve ever had.

To be honest, I use my PCOS. “Oh, well you might change your mind someday”

I did not know they had added Penny Dreadful to Netflix. Excellent. I have only seen season one so far.

Doing something alone is totally fine and normally and awesome.

Y’all. I am having my gallbladder out on Thursday and I am both VERY EXCITED because I am over it. This has been evolving for YEARS from intermittent attacks to what is now constant low level pain and discomfort after the attack I had last Sunday (not my BEST birthday ever).

Y’all. Let me tell you how many college kids can’t read a clock. No wait. Let me tell you how many can: NONE. THE ANSWER IS NONE.

In retrospect, I should have told the story about the time I was interiewing for a summer job with the local veterinarian and got explosive shits thanks to food poisoning.

Two hilariously awful things happened at the interview for my current job.

The little things can feel the best! haha

This is excellent.

Nah. Your fitbit says “here’s someone who won’t cost a ton of money in insurance”

Thank you.