Yup. Never ate grits growing up, don’t eat them now, and my friends from the north just assume I love them.

Yeah...fuck you. Let me guess, you can tell because of the pixels.

And buttoning your shirt allthe way up actually just makes them more prominent anyway.

If you think this is a humble brag, you must be lucky. I am constantly getting told to wear a pin in a wrap dress or get higher tanks or sit up straight or some such nonsense in order to protect the world from my bewbs. My own mother has developed what she thinks is a secret code.

You want to spend the rest of yyour imaginary life with the baby voiced home schooling cutesy poo pioneer woman?

#notalljoshes

Do you think they’re missing some kind of key element in their diet that ..like..works their brains? I don’t even know. I believe there are non crazy vegans, but I feel like...they need better representation.

I like the one for the same reason. I hate feeling like I have to wear something on my wrist.

I like the one for the same reason. I hate feeling like I have to wear something on my wrist.

That did make me feel better, thank you.

Taylor may have had a leg up, but her parents didn’t do the work for her. She has worked hard for her career and leveraged that boost to make something. There’s something so insulting and dismissive about the attitude that because Taylor had some help at the beginning nothing she does counts.

It’s an incredibly depressing Hans Christian Andersen story.

Hahaha. I’m so glad I’m not alone. I used to do safety training prior to my current incarnation and I was thinking that through the whole video.

No. But I would argue that the statement is still not inaccurate.

I like that Shia contacted him. I wish he hadn’t shared the text of the voicemail though. that seems. fame...whorey?

I totally thought the one guy was Spielberg.

I got swarmed by bees this week. They found a way into my house and they were everywhere. They cut five holes in my walls looking for a hive and had bee keeper on standby. FORTUNATELY the swarming had only begun, so they sealed the hole, we let the doors stand open for a while and they mostly drifted out. I did have…

I think I’d have a bit more sympathy if Green hadn’t said the guy had already tried to ask the question once. At that point, he should have known to let it go.

We had an administrator killed here a few years ago when he was breaking up a fight. He got knocked down, hit his head.

It’s hollowed, not hallowed, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Come. On.

Okay, but Kate’s dress is awesome though.