My mom CONSTANTLY has a comment on my makeup. “not that there’s anything wrong with how you’re doing it, but have you considered doing x?” I finally said if there’s nothing wrong with it, why are you correcting me? And she stopped with that. She hassled me to fill in my (Admittedly, near albino) eyebrows, then had to…

My sister was like...MAD that I had bigger boobs than her and commented on me havint “watermelons” constantly to the point where I was just always trying to hide my chest because I thought she was just saying what everyone else must be thinking.

Plus 16 dollars for a dozen? Suckers.

Her blog is about 1000% less annoying than her show. Especially because her actual voice is a baby voice and it makes me crazy.

Personally I find her fish out of water on the ranch schtick to be beyond fake and irritating. She’s got an 18 year old child. It’s not like she just married him.

I’m gonna need that recipe.

I was actually kind of wondering this myself. I’d like to get the chance to see it, regardless, but while Hamilton being white might not be “central to his character” I guess, it is certainly central to the reason he was able to do any of the things he did.

Face off is definitely still bringing it with creative professionals every season and the lack of drama is why I’m there for it.

That’s Granny. She’s Tweety Bird’s owner.

I mean...oooh. Heh. Ok. When I was in college and first saw this movie, I love love loooooooved it. Thought it was just so amazing. I rewatched it last year and...it isn’t terrible but it’s very much something that you’ll appreciate more if you’re 20 than if you’re 36. It wasn’t BAD but the flaws are a lot more…

Is Outlaw Country a station? Because I listened to this and thought it reminded me more of Outlaw Country as older music than anything Country music has kicked out in a long long time. Maybe the genre can be saved from Jason Aldean?

Wait. THAT is why they don’t use barcodes? I had no idea.

I did not get sick and die from Halloween food. However the longstanding question: Was it the bactrim or the just passing a kidney stone that made me super sick that one time? Has finally be answered. I will definitely not take bactrim again. But it kept me out of the candy so there’s that.

As a child and avid reader I spent a lot of time in the summers stuck at my cousin’s house. The only books I remember them having were 6 Months to Live, the Flowers in the Attic series, Wizard of Oz and some terrible joke books. So of course I read everything they had repeatedly. I will never forget Lurlene McDaniels.

Lurlene McDaniels and the book was 6 Months to Live, bless her heart. I think I might still have my copy. As a clumsy child I had a lot of mysterious bruises and after I read that book I thought I was going to die.

I can’t tell if this is a compliment or an insult.

That link does not take me to the donuts and I want to know, are they baked and did you have to have a special pan or did you fry them?

Yeah. If only there were fewer fat people it would still be totally ok to make fun of them.

No one listens when you answer the phone. I answer the phone “such and such library this is ednastvincentmillay” and I get all manner of responses which range from “is this the library” to the lady who started rattling off her credit card number and asking why it had been declined. And the lady who called to tell us…

It...It’s absolutely normal and expected to bus your own table at fast food restaurants like Arbys.