You have to have more Subways because each one only employs one persona at a time and can only fit three customers in the building at once. Subway is FAST food like setting yourself on fire is a good way to get tan.

It took FOREVER for her to come out with the next one after Big Boned, so I can see why you would think that!

I love the Heather Wells books! Just read the Bride Wore Size 12!

I am really happy that they're doing this, but the whole thing makes me sad. When Iwas a kid and did not know about the dark side of circuses, and Gojng to the circus and getting to see the animals up close made me be more invested in and care more about the animals in a way that going to the zoo didn't. I know a lot…

My class "broke in"(aka were allowed in by another faculty member) to the senior advisor's office, moved everything to the gym and reassempled it exactly, including setting up false walls for the photos, etc.

This thread has shown me where my people. You. You are all my people. I'll be over here singing Girl for all Seasons, if anyone needs me.

I love this song but somehow, SOMEHOW I have never caught those lyrics. I can't believe it.

Right? there was one episode where one of the bridesmaids was like "If I can't have a dress that is sexy, I won't be in the wedding" and everyone was horrifed what will we do no, and I'm yelling "KICK HER OUT, PROBLEM SOLVED."

I hate that I love Say Yes to the Dress, but I spend so much time yelling a the tv. Also the bridesmaids version of that show when the girls are like "this isn't sexy enough" or whatever, you're not the bride so shut it.

My mother worries more about my chest than I or any guy I was ever interested in. I'm 35 now and if I lean over in something that's go t a v neck she starts cleanring her throat and patting her chest. VERY SUBTLE MOM. NO ONE ELSE CARES.

They've been married for 20 years? Crap. I'm old, man.

Haha. No. I'm in Southeastern KY. They want more restaurants and better options, everyone drinks anyway, but they don't want to admit it!

Well, and Kentucky still has a number of dry and moist counties, where you can't actually get any alchohol or can only get it in Applebees.

To be fair, there are some member of the deaf community that also find hearing impaired offensive and prefer hard of hearing, but I personally can't be fussed to worry about that. And also because I "choose" to use devices many members of the deaf community wouldn't accept me anyway, because I am rejecting my…

Correct. Due to nerve deafness I have worn hearing aids since I was 5 years old. I have two cousins who are fully deaf, as well.

No. I object to the word dumb.

Well yes, that's why I said that's why I think that might be the only excuse.

Hey now. 1) I think it's kind of classsist to be like "we can't expect better from a BAGGAGE HANDLER" and 2) it would have taken no more time to write pls text: hearing impaired.

What part of dumb seems inoffensive, here? Sorry. I'm hearing impaired (not deaf), and not speech impaired. I'm pretty astonished at how many people felt deaf and dumb is still appropriate in these comments, especially given how often people on Jez are up in arms over someone being ableist or using the word retard,…

Dumb is an outdated term to the point where, frankly, I think the only excuse might be being a non-english speaker. I mean, come on.