Eh. In fairness to Carrie Underwood people were declaring that she had "ruined" the Sound of Music like months before it even aired, so I'm not sure you can call that legitimate criticism as opposed to, well, meanness.

Love the color, not lovin the whole look.

I like homemade. homemade is good.

Yeeaaaah...let's talk about yours and how I can get into my mouth immediately.

Eh. She did it a few times. But after the cops showed up that pretty much ended it as a trump card. Now you just never know when she's gonna flip out and accuse you of conspiring with her ex. It was such an amicable divorce. It's not that she's crazy...it's that she's crazy and had a tiny little bit of brain damage.…

It's better than the year she showed up, said she had to run a quick errand, and then called my mom saying she was going to kill herself. Mom tore out of there, leaving me and my stepdad in charge of dinner and my nieces. I put a stop to that. the first time she tried it with me I called the cops and reported a…

I totally understand. Every year my holiday plans revolve around what my sister wants to do. This year, she made her plans, and I made mine, and now her plans are going to be over early so why doesn't she bring the kdis to my place for dinner and it's like...it's the Wednesday before thanksgiving, I'm not going to the…

whoohoo, cookies!

Then come sit by me and we can talk about how Bon Jovi's music and his hair are eternally perfect.

I can't believe I forgot Taylor Swift! How could I forget that one?

Don't forget that we also hate Miley Cyrus and Gwyneth Paltrow and I feel like there's another blonde I'm forgetting. I'm sure it will come to me. Kate Bosworth? Yeah, I feel like there's yet another blonde on that list.

Country seems to be universally hated on this site unless it's Dolly Parton, so I imagine that's reason enough. I don't love Carrie Underwood. I think she has a perfectly fine voice and will do a good job.

But Carrie Underwood is on the list! Didn't you get the memo? We can hate her and everything she does, so we're going to hate her as hard as possible!

North and South *dreamy sigh* And he's a dorky accountant in Vicar of Dibley. Glasses. *sigh*

Tell it.

I...feel like not responding to you is letting you "win" but I also feel like you're being deliberately and willfully obtuse because you don't really care if you're actually right or not, you just plan to be right regardless.

If I knew anything about the subject? So you yourself are a biblical scholar then? Where did you attend seminary?

Do you remember the part in the Bible where they ask Jesus about taxes and he tells them to render unto Caesar? Matthew 22:

Man. I got a LOT of lectures as a child on not walking with my hands in my pockets for this exact reason and as an adult if I catch myself doing it I'm like noooI will fall and die.