They remind me of the bigger, bulkier rubber suits of the 80s movies. It being done by Michael Bay doesn't fill me with confidence... I hope it's good though.

I want to like it, but all this facebook/mobile gaming crap of penalizing me for 15 minutes when a spirit dies, and waiting an eternity for HP to regen all so they can charge me $1 or 2 is some damn bullshit.

So I guess we wait for Valve to unfuck everything? Too much trust, do not want to invest... oh wait....

No SNES 'til tomorrow?... Well, balls. I'll probably forget by then.

Obviously. I really don't see the value in all these "simulators". Most are just thrown together haphazardly for idiots like PewDiePie to make a few million off of.

Some say he used to work at Sony Santa Monica. And that his hair is made of Brillo pads. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Why are these things... things? Are there really enough internet-literate retards to fund such shit?

Might as well get use to it. They dump buckets of marketing dollars into this crap.

They really need to come up w/ a new logo for the game division if they're going to have one. That Amazon logo looks so dorky and out of place. Just make it some kind of stylized game-ified A w/ the swoosh arrow or something. Or just the A. Or an icon. Anything else, really.

Don't get to used to it. It seems to change every month or so. GAWKER STAHP. PLIS. Fuckin' hell.

School pizza was amazing though...

How come his pepperoni all came out neat and orderly? Mine are always off to one side and require organization :(.

Ugh. When are we going to replace passwords? At least come up with something that isn't such a pain in the ass to reconfigure in the event of a breach. It's obvious they aren't cutting it anymore. Even with hashing and encryption, it's only a matter of time before its broken.

It's just the price you have to pay if you want better than 1280x720 @ 30FPS in, at best, medium detail. Besides, there will be very few, if any games, that support it. None of them will demand it. I'm not worried at all.

I'm not sure some of those are flash... Although I haven't bought or played any of them. Although Binding of Isaac/Super Meat Boy are at least head and shoulders above the average flash game and show some polish/effort. This..... still just looks like the typical flash game. Someone's weekend pet project. I refuse to…

Definitely gonna need some very large hands.

It looks very "flash game" to me. ...When did we start paying for those? I thought they were just passion projects.

Those are fine... when you're 8. But when you get older and hit about 6'4"... nope. First thing I thought when I saw the pic in the headline was "I'd never get my knees under that thing."

Of course. It's more important to make new sales. Who gives a fuck about you when you done gave them your money? Welcome to the world we live in. Where brand loyalty means nothing. JUST BUY OUR THINGS.

Rejected. None of them were shown killing Teemo.