Some say he used to work at Sony Santa Monica. And that his hair is made of Brillo pads. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Why are these things... things? Are there really enough internet-literate retards to fund such shit?

Might as well get use to it. They dump buckets of marketing dollars into this crap.

They really need to come up w/ a new logo for the game division if they're going to have one. That Amazon logo looks so dorky and out of place. Just make it some kind of stylized game-ified A w/ the swoosh arrow or something. Or just the A. Or an icon. Anything else, really.

Don't get to used to it. It seems to change every month or so. GAWKER STAHP. PLIS. Fuckin' hell.

School pizza was amazing though...

How come his pepperoni all came out neat and orderly? Mine are always off to one side and require organization :(.

Ugh. When are we going to replace passwords? At least come up with something that isn't such a pain in the ass to reconfigure in the event of a breach. It's obvious they aren't cutting it anymore. Even with hashing and encryption, it's only a matter of time before its broken.

It's just the price you have to pay if you want better than 1280x720 @ 30FPS in, at best, medium detail. Besides, there will be very few, if any games, that support it. None of them will demand it. I'm not worried at all.

I'm not sure some of those are flash... Although I haven't bought or played any of them. Although Binding of Isaac/Super Meat Boy are at least head and shoulders above the average flash game and show some polish/effort. This..... still just looks like the typical flash game. Someone's weekend pet project. I refuse to…

Definitely gonna need some very large hands.

It looks very "flash game" to me. ...When did we start paying for those? I thought they were just passion projects.

Those are fine... when you're 8. But when you get older and hit about 6'4"... nope. First thing I thought when I saw the pic in the headline was "I'd never get my knees under that thing."

Of course. It's more important to make new sales. Who gives a fuck about you when you done gave them your money? Welcome to the world we live in. Where brand loyalty means nothing. JUST BUY OUR THINGS.

Rejected. None of them were shown killing Teemo.

On the iOS. We all know how those games roll. "For just $0.99, you can play more NOW! Or you can wait 24 hours." ...Yep. No thanks. Assuming this becomes a proper game, then I might be more willing to fund their future endeavors. Assuming they will want any help in the future. But until then, they get my $20 gamble :).

I'm definitely skeptical of PlayDek, being primarily a mobile developer as far as I've been able to make out. I still pledged $20 though. I've thrown $20 away on sillier things. With all that talent though, maybe they'll surprise me.

""I need Goat Simulator in my life!" - PewDiePie" says it all. I fucking hate you, population of Earth.

It's been so long since I played IX, but it wouldn't surprise me. IX was basically a love letter to fans of the previous games. And now I want to play it again. Thanks for that :(.

I thought it was opt out, not in. If it's in, then... well done. I just hope they raise enough awareness about it so that people with children and/or puritan morals have the opportunity to use it. As long as they aren't shoving it down people's throats.