First thing I thought of was Serious Sam. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yourself.

Get some ElecroLuminescent (EL) wire with a battery powered inverter. Kimono/Hakama not included. Probably not batteries either.

I was curious if these things were purchasable. Then I find out it's $2k/mat. I become sad :(.

So, what's with the grey blobs in the lower right? Isn't removing people watermarks kinda... shady or something? Not that I know, but I find it odd.

Bulbasaur was my first ever pokemon. It was amazing. Nostalgia :(.

Exist, you get haters. Haters gonna hate.

Or... neither. I'm a pedophile because I like little whiny bastards with bad parents getting trolled? ...Alright then.

Return of the Jedi

This. So much this, and then some.

I agree, putting money in the hands of engineers and developers to make awesome things is great. It's their motivations I'm worried about. They've already been outed as PRISM/NSA collaborators, and with all this talk of television it reeks of greedy BIIGGG MONNEEEYYY <3 <3 <3. The last thing I want is a camera taking…

It can THEORETICALLY be turned away, unplugged, etc. Until Micro$oft starts pouring buckets of money down on companies to push harder for Kinect bullshit to get people to plug the damn thing in so they can survey you 24/7, to nullify the total 180 they had done, while barely anyone notices. It will work as originally…

Except... y'know... the Playstation Eye is a totally optional accessory that won't be bundled and mandatory for the system. And what you do in front of a firewall without antivirus, or in front of your webcam, is your own fault.

Super small but totally amazing? Agree.

She's a good leader. I'm always standing at attention and hoisting flags. Keeps me working HARD.

And how many of those sales were from people who had played the PC version and IMMEDIATELY wanted the mobile version the second it came out? There's no hard stats on that I don't suppose, but I'd wager more than a few.

And what about the PC platform. Y'know, the one that made this popular in the first place? ......Exasperated sigh.

Well, if you break down the 2 words it'd be something along the lines of... fail with courage?

No to pretty much all of it. Using it as a backup for game saves is about as far as it needs to go. Even that would probably be a feature I wouldn't use.

No. No cloud gaming. Fuck that shit already. Stop it. Bad.

I'm guessing FFX was your first? Because if you'd ever grown up with IV or VI, you'd realize your blasphemy.