I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

Gordon has the right to appeal his punishment, and will presumably exercise it.

That's a crap load of vodka

"Hello, Dummy..."

Watch your back, Snowden. Boxers have long memories.

You'd think he would want others in the bathroom so he could get a boost up onto the changing station.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

@ACromartie31 go see my boy uhhh jake, mike, something like that. he's in milwaukee. wait, no, pittsburgh. well whatever, go see him, he needs a ride from school

The only jersey he should be worried about is the Kawhi Leonard jersey he wore all night.

Dear Coach Dave I feel like I can call you Coach Dave because you and me are so alike. I'd like to be on your team one day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your…

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Kim Jong Un killed a lot of people.

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

Maybe Nawrocki is unfair in some of his conclusions, but Tom's insinuation that off the field issues should be ignored is ridiculous. Work ethic and receptibility to coaching are just as, if not more, important than anything measured at the combine.

Havas PR is, of course, best known for their work promoting Keeping up with the Kardashians.

she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead...offered her Nets tickets as a consolation