S T I C K T O S P R O T S

It needs more loose seals.

JUS’ LIKE THIS SAUSAGE I GOT RIGHT HEAHHH.

OFFICIAL: KYRIE TO WARRIORS GOD HELP US ALL

I remember referring to San Francisco as San Fran once and some Twitter guy was like NO ONE CALLS IT THAT. Like it was a goddamn crime.

Did he have to pitch uphill both ways?

It’s hard to believe a team that can basically sleepwalk backwards through the regular season and wake up in the Finals would find itself seemingly on the brink of total meltdown, but here we are.

Either that or a Cheesecake Factory.

“Fasting” is what he calls stealing a base.

Does that make wetbutt23 Theo Epstein?

I think you’ve got that confused with something else. The Designated Player is the one who only gets to shoot during interleague play.

I mean, he’s not wrong...

“Remind me to put a couple of shock packets into the pool when we get back home.”

“Wah waha, wahh wah hwa wahahah haww hwaw wahh.”

I started to watch this and then I remembered that I don’t hate myself that much yet.

Perfect.

“I am Groot.”

The biggest thing Lance taught me today was that he apparently played for the Cardinals at one point.

...right.

I think I saw those signs on TV once.