“I can bring Twister!”

YASSSSSS

Time to remodel!

“That new Star Wars movie was pretty rad”

Well now the only thing I’m wondering is if anybody was actually wondering that.

Not enough granite counter tops, but least it has a man cave, amirite?

Toni agrees with you.

Caps lock makes these articles one million times better.

Of course, the tried and true medical procedure involving an ice pick and the anus. Who hasn’t heard of that?

That’s the correct response.

“Hi, welcome to Appetizers, can I take your order?”

“Now you kids be good. I’ll see you next weekend. Remember, don’t believe anything your mother says about me.”

CONSPIRACY ALERT: The NFL is subjecting him to so many un-penalized hits to drum up sympathy for one of their more polarizing stars.

It’s too bad it’s being featured in a series of commercials that are possibly the worst since “grounded to the ground”.

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I can get on board with your reasoning. I’d still make an argument for Hoffman but I can definitely see the argument against him too. It’s just funny to see what’s been happening to a few guys across a few different leagues lately, when during their whole career they get described as a “future hall of famer” but…

I’m not disagreeing with you but I’m trying to figure out if there should be criteria more specific than “he was really dominating” or “His name is Mariano Rivera”. Totally on board with closers and DH in the hall but since this is new ground it’s going to take more than subjective claims to make it happen.

At any particular benchmark ERA/WAR/save rate?

...ok, on what grounds? Any particular statistics? Eye test? He’s your favorite player? Trying to get past the kneejerk homerism here.

If you were a HOF voter, what would be a closer’s best argument to get your vote?