Since he’s a sock puppet himself?

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

The good news is if you’re looking for a tailored, relaxed classic, you’re in luck.

But asking drivers to look out their window before opening the door is unreasonable?

Yeah, but where are the memes?

Thank you for your honesty.

It’s because someone touched his stuff.

Oh, si, si.

Now that sounds exciting. “The Throne of Thor!”

Sounds like this is above my pay grade. At least I tried.

Did he ever ask if you saw a 4 foot 5 purple beard running around?

Look familiar?

Does chamber pot sound too refined?

My only problem with that is I couldn’t come up with a snarky term for that kind of poophole.

Depending on the location, I think it’s either called a Port-O-Potty or an outhouse.

Remind me again why I look forward to football season? It’s week 5 and I’m already looking to see who the Chargers will draft with a top 3 pick next year. Oh, and vote Yes on Measure C!

“Alright, alright, alright”

Alternatively:

Michael Rapaport- The Official “Isn’t he an actor or something? I think I heard someone say he was an actor” Guy.

Does Air Force One have a horn?